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News & For Sale “Fansub Review: Detroit Metal City” by m1cnBot

 
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m1cnBot 5 years ago on 11/02/08

Story Originally Posted By: Joshua Kaplowitz

Article PictureDo you like puppies? Do you like rainbows? Flowers? Soft kisses, gentle words and warm embraces? Prepare to have your brain raped by one Johannes Krauser II. Scared? You should be. Enter DMC. Go to DMC.

Negishi Soichi is a fresh-faced young man who loves Swedish pop music and writing songs about love and nature. He has a crush on a girl he went to college with, but he has trouble telling her that he likes her, often ending up in difficult situations which eventually sabotage his attempts at confession.

Johannes Krauser II is the lead singer of the hot new underground metal band, Detroit Metal City, DMC for short. Renowned for his innate ability to play with his teeth and the “Ten rapes per second” shout. A demon from hell, summoned by a world desperate for all things metal. The catch? Negishi and Krauser are the same person.

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cake xplozion 5 years ago on 11/02/08
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "where have you been all my life"
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW I DON'T LIKE YOU
 
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Cosgrove 5 years ago on 11/02/08
I heard Krauser killed the doctor who delivered him and raped his parents.
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MissyJotastic 5 years ago on 11/02/08
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This looks fucking amazing.
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Britishly Delicious 5 years ago on 11/02/08
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I'd like to thank Dio (obviously) for first bringing this to my attention.
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Fievel 5 years ago on 11/02/08
Equipped: Kiss from Creepy Stalker named "A kiss from the shadows"
You might have been better off using, "I was dancing around with my cunt dripping!"
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cake xplozion 5 years ago on 11/02/08
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FUCK I'M GETTING SO WET!

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Moderator Dio Says:

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Dio 5 years ago on 11/02/08
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RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
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Brutal Brandon 5 years ago on 11/03/08
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John Booty said:
I wonder if the "Rape all women!" thing was the best thumbnail for me to have on my "dating site?"


Yes, yes, and yes.
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Deadm0nk 5 years ago on 11/03/08
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I want to see the live action movie.

Gene Simmons is in it.
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Felhad 5 years ago on 11/03/08
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Korose korose oya nado korose!
Korose korose subete ga korose!
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matsu-chan 5 years ago on 11/03/08
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seen the show and read the manga. greatly looking forward to a fansub release of the movie. C'mon 'L' dressed as an akward nerd with a hideous nose prosthetic AND the Krauzer get up. priceless.
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Ramothhe-chan 5 years ago on 11/03/08
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My friend was telling me it was amazing. I have not checked it out yet, but I have seen a few clips. Looking forward to more.
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KiwiDork 5 years ago on 11/03/08
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I just watched episode 11. Freaking great stuff.

THERE IT IS! 10 RAPES IN ONE SECOND!
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anonsequitur 5 years ago on 11/05/08
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Camus is the best character EVER! Crazy mother fucker didn't stop drumming even as the building was burning down around him.
 
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Arem 5 years ago on 11/09/08
I checked this show out on a whim, like "Oh, I wonder what this is about?" Ended up laughing my ass off as the Krauser personality suddenly emerges from Negishi unpredictably. "Setsugaiiiiii!"
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Dio 5 years ago on 11/09/08
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Best show ever

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