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m1cnBot 2 years ago on 06/11/10

Story Originally Posted By: John Booty

From the discussion thread:

William Regal: Awww how adorable! You guys think you're actually going to win!
Booty: No, we think we're going to run you over with cars.

We're a little more literal on this side of the Atlantic, I guess. Mom (another American concept) always said: "If you can't draw it on a mudflap, it probably ain't worth knowin'."

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Cracker of all trades 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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Awww how adorable! You guys think you're actually going to win!
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Donitsu 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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William Regal said:
Awww how adorable! You guys think you're actually going to win!


Haha, remember the last time a foreign coach won a World Cup?

Me neither.
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Kapt Dai 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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Is that Robin Williams as George Washington?
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Deathwing 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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I'm just happy to finally see a car commercial that isn't a long stream of motion effects.
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Cracker of all trades 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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Donitsu said:


Haha, remember the last time a foreign coach won a World Cup?

Me neither.


You'll see....you'll all see...
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ShawnMcCool 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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Yea, until the fucking Dodges start breaking down. I fucking hate this country.

Moderator Lord_BullGod Says:

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Winter 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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USA!

USA!

USA!

PS:
William Regal said:
Awww how adorable! You guys think you're actually going to win!


You're going down like Gordon Brown.
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Tulip O'Hare 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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And then Washington drove his F350 across the Delaware.
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Winter 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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ShawnMcCool said:
Yea, until the fucking Dodges start breaking down. I fucking hate this country.


Love it or leave it, comrade.
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John Booty 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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William Regal said:
Awww how adorable! You guys think you're actually going to win!

No, we think we're going to run you over with cars. What are you having trouble understanding?
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Cracker of all trades 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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What are these....cars?
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Fiver 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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I don't know, If Sir William Howe was pushing one of these we would have lost the revolution due to female attrition.

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Winter 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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This commercial reminds me of those historical exhibits from Futurama.
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ShawnMcCool 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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TheInsomniac said:


Love it or leave it, comrade.


I intend to leave it.
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Fiver said:
I don't know, If Sir William Howe was pushing one of these we would have lost the revolution due to female attrition. Image: 800x600 JPG, 154KB. Click to view.


That and Jeremy Clarkson would have talked you guys to death.
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Senator Hideki 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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Fiver said:
I don't know, If Sir William Howe was pushing one of these we would have lost the revolution due to female attrition. Image: 800x600 JPG, 154KB. Click to view.


Wait, India fought in the Revolutionary War?
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Cracker of all trades 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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Yeah I forgot, the north of England is part of India!

(yes I know Tata own Aston but the cars are designed and made in Britain)
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Britishly Delicious 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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No they don't.
Aston is owned by Dave Richards of Prodrive.
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Fang 2 years ago on 06/11/10
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I wish that car didn't handle like a sack of bricks. (or cost what it does, which is too much for what it is). :( Every time I see one, I reconsider trading in...

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