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m1cnBot 4 years ago on 07/07/10

Story Originally Posted By: John Booty

Relevant to your interests, maybe. Thanks to Violence_Jack-chan (who else?) for the tip.

Link: Original Reuters story.

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yuushi 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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There's no way that headline wasn't done intentionally. And that writer/editor ROCKS for doing it!
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Kev 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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I can't... I don't... I... well, we're done. We're officially done. Mission complete, job over. We can all go home; THIS headline exists!
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Donitsu 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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oh my god, i laughed so hard.
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Winter 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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I think we should have a contest to rewrite this headline using the same names and topic. Let's see if anybody can top this.
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tranoid no ki 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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Somebody said:
Gay, who has been battling a nagging hamstring problem for seven weeks, ran his first 200 of the year in 19.76 seconds to finish just shy of Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front to win in 19.72.



Cut. Print. Gay.

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mheart 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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Fabulous!
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John Booty 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front
Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front
Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front
Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front
Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front
Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front
Dix, who took control coming off the bend and stayed in front
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Float 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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"It wasn't bad, but I was a little fatigued toward the end," Gay said.
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StuntCock 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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"I tried to stay relaxed and bring it home, but it wasn't enough."
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Tulip O'Hare 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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Dix Tops Gay in 12 Seconds
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John Booty 4 years ago on 07/07/10
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"I was a little sloppy out of the blocks, but I was able to hold on," he added
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Digital Night 4 years ago on 07/08/10
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This is the 2010 News Story of the Year candidate for certain.
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cake xplozion 4 years ago on 07/08/10
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Tulip O'Hare said:
Gay Topped by Dix in 12 Seconds


Fixed.
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The Mad Bubbler 3 years ago on 09/07/10
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Ah, here's some older Gay news:

http://...reuters.com/...a49:g43:r4:c0.086957:b35417334:z0

Reuters said:


Gay, back in Eugene for his first 200 meters of the season
Reuters said:


Gay, back in Eugene
Reuters said:


Gay, back in Eugene

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