News & For Sale “Yakuza 3 Reviewed By 3 Yakuza Guys” by m1cnBot m1cnBot 2 years ago on 08/11/10 Story Originally Posted By: John Booty  Great article over at Boingboing, which is this obscure independent blog you've absolutely probably never heard of or been linked to. In the past five minutes or so, anyway.So what happens when real Yakuza members play Yakuza 3? I enlist the aid of a teenager to show the yaks how to actually play a videogame. Even then, it's tough going. Of the three reviewers, only Kuroishi manages to play it all the way to the end. Two of the three are missing their pinkies — in the old days, when a yakuza or his subordinates screwed up, they chopped off pinkies as an act of atonement — and this seems to affect their gameplay. Overall, they gave the game high marks for accuracy. "The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That's accurate."  Matthew 2 years ago on 08/11/10 Equipped: Espionage Codec named "(NO RESPONSE)" I loved this article so. much. There's not much else to say except it's a heck of a fun read.  mheart 2 years ago on 08/11/10 Equipped: Loose Socks named "~MY BLOODY KNEE HIGH SOCKS!!~" Matthew said: Exactly what I came in here to post.  Moonage Daydream 2 years ago on 08/11/10 Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you" Next I want to see Burgertime reviewed by 5 Guys Moderator mheart Says:  Matthew 2 years ago on 08/12/10 Equipped: Espionage Codec named "(NO RESPONSE)" Moonage Daydream said: "The unfair working conditions and work for a low or non-existent income is so true to our experience at 5 Guys! See how the manager works all alone for countless hours so the company can squeeze 60 hours a week out of his 40-hours-a-week salary? So realistic!" Moderator Moonage Daydream Says:   Cognac Jack 2 years ago on 08/12/10 Equipped: Magical Chicken Hat #2 named "I wub chickinz" Wow a video game article that's actually good journalism. Very creative and entertaining to read. | Geek dating and social networking for awesome people.OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products. |
