News & For Sale “Relevant To All Of Our Interests” by m1cnBotm1cnBot 2 years ago on 01/28/11 Story Originally Posted By: John Booty This is a hockey game. A man's sport. Even the women are men, and they're still hotter than your girlfriend. A fight broke out the other night, and whoever's in charge of music at the Dallas Stars' arena played the training music from Punch-Out!! as a little in-fight soundtrack. Second-best aural aspect of this clip? "He's gotta punch through all that beard and hair." Manly. nomad 2 years ago on 01/28/11 Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "A burst of rainbow fruit flavor in your mouth" Awesome. Panzer Panda 2 years ago on 01/28/11 Equipped: Triforce Very cool, but why did Stortini even bother dropping the gloves because it seemed like he wanted no part of Barch and just covered up the entire time. Oshi 2 years ago on 01/28/11 Equipped: Galaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod" named "Squish" This is the only cool thing the Dallas Stars will do, ever. Donitsu 2 years ago on 01/28/11 Equipped: Technique Scroll: "Mega Pimp Slap" Panzer 1944 said: Because stortini makes a habit of getting his ass beat. Laurette 2 years ago on 01/28/11 Equipped: Map to Secret Ninja Hideout named "Obviously its not all that secret" Everything about this video makes me happy in my pants. CherryBoy 2 years ago on 01/29/11 Equipped: Loose Socks named "What I use when I run out of condoms" I love my Dallas Stars LORD AWESOME 2 years ago on 01/29/11 Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "Now with PregMotionPlus technology." I have been waiting for something like that to happen for longer than I can remember. Anal Rape Tsunami 2 years ago on 01/29/11 Equipped: Hide (Guitar Shreddin!) named "Reillion" Best fight music ever. Shit would give me a fighting buff. Oliphaunt 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Ticket for the Man Train named "After 10 rides, the season pass pays for itself!" woo, go Oilers! Even though they didn't play very well. PS: ::jerseys CherryBoy:: Al Paradise 2 years ago on 02/05/11 Equipped: Nevada Girl Hoodie named "smells legit" Hah! This RULES. LadyDragon0131 2 years ago on 02/06/11 Equipped: The Auryn Haha I'd like to see who decided to play that music Senator Hideki 2 years ago on 02/06/11 Equipped: Angel Wings named "Hey... they fit!" Superb. Obviously, the sound guy had that sound ready to go. Hockey is the best sport. | Geek dating and social networking for awesome people.OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products. |