m1cnBot 2 years ago on 01/28/11
Story Originally Posted By: John Booty
This is a hockey game. A man's sport. Even the women are men, and they're still hotter than your girlfriend. A fight broke out the other night, and whoever's in charge of music at the Dallas Stars' arena played the training music from Punch-Out!! as a little in-fight soundtrack. Second-best aural aspect of this clip? "He's gotta punch through all that beard and hair." Manly.
nomad 2 years ago on 01/28/11
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "A burst of rainbow fruit flavor in your mouth"
Panzer Panda 2 years ago on 01/28/11
Very cool, but why did Stortini even bother dropping the gloves because it seemed like he wanted no part of Barch and just covered up the entire time.
Oshi 2 years ago on 01/28/11
Equipped: Galaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod" named "Squish"
This is the only cool thing the Dallas Stars will do, ever.
Donitsu 2 years ago on 01/28/11
Equipped: Technique Scroll: "Mega Pimp Slap"
Panzer 1944 said:
Because stortini makes a habit of getting his ass beat.
Laurette 2 years ago on 01/28/11
Equipped: Map to Secret Ninja Hideout named "Obviously its not all that secret"
Everything about this video makes me happy in my pants.
CherryBoy 2 years ago on 01/29/11
Equipped: Loose Socks named "What I use when I run out of condoms"
I love my Dallas Stars
LORD AWESOME 2 years ago on 01/29/11
Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "Now with PregMotionPlus technology."
I have been waiting for something like that to happen for longer than I can remember.
Anal Rape Tsunami 2 years ago on 01/29/11
Equipped: Hide (Guitar Shreddin!) named "Reillion"
Best fight music ever. Shit would give me a fighting buff.
Oliphaunt 2 years ago on 01/30/11
Equipped: Ticket for the Man Train named "After 10 rides, the season pass pays for itself!"
woo, go Oilers! Even though they didn't play very well.
PS: ::jerseys CherryBoy::
Al Paradise 2 years ago on 02/05/11
Equipped: Nevada Girl Hoodie named "smells legit"
Hah! This RULES.
LadyDragon0131 2 years ago on 02/06/11
Equipped: The Auryn
Haha I'd like to see who decided to play that music
Senator Hideki 2 years ago on 02/06/11
Equipped: Angel Wings named "Hey... they fit!"
Superb. Obviously, the sound guy had that sound ready to go. Hockey is the best sport.
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