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News & For Sale “TieSight: The Mac vs. PC Debate Is Now Over” by m1cnBot

 
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m1cnBot 6 years ago on 10/14/11

Story Originally Posted By: John Booty

This is it. Decades of progress in the fields of computer science and semiconductor design have culminated in this, an application that anybody interested in the art of manhood can appreciate: TieSight. Probably the best $0.99 we'll spend today.

We would also seriously pay money for an application that used the iSight camera to detect when we have a protruding nose hair. Such an application could, if it detects a pubic hair in your teeth, give you a virtual high-five and alert all of your friends on Facebook. (or OB! hint, hint)

Claus Zimmermann, you are a true man. Microsoft, snatch this guy up and see if you can't get native mustache-grooming support baked into Windows 8 before it ships.

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Float 6 years ago on 10/14/11
Equipped: Portable Campfire named "put it in your pocket and roast some weiners!"
This is like those keyboards with the light up keys that teach you how to play.

It may be useful for basic learning, but seriously though, man up.
PS: I'm probably going to have to check it out though.
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Chrispy 6 years ago on 10/14/11
Equipped: The Most Annoying Fairy Ever named "Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!"
How do you "men" lead adult lives without knowing a four-in-hand??
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Johnny Landmine 6 years ago on 10/14/11
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
Chrispy said:
How do you "men" lead adult lives without knowing a four-in-hand??


I Get It but I still can't help but read this post in the voice of The Honorable Judge Whitey from Futurama. Which is not meant as an insult because that guy is awesome.
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John Booty 6 years ago on 10/15/11
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Chrispy said:
How do you "men" lead adult lives without knowing a four-in-hand??

Haha. Mark and I were trying to figure out if you'd love this (because it furthers the manly aesthetic arts) or if you'd dislike it because it was terribly remedial and/or contained incorrect details.
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Moonage Daydream 6 years ago on 10/15/11
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
Chrispy said:
How do you "men" lead adult lives without knowing a four-in-hand??


That is not a phrase I associate with bolo ties, therefore it is entirely outside of my perception of reality
 
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Hunky Dory 6 years ago on 10/17/11
how can you "men" lead adult lives and knot know how to tie a cleat hitch.
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Fflewddur Fflam 6 years ago on 10/17/11
Equipped: Tentacle named "Like I could... Take On The World!"
Why is it that the names for the different knots all sound like they were originally sexual positions?
 
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Hunky Dory 6 years ago on 10/17/11
Joe. for each one I expect a drawing each day with exactly what that position looks like that to you. you could infact do it with GI Joe figures as well I guess.

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Fflewddur Fflam 6 years ago on 10/17/11
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No dice.

Moderator Hunky Dory Says:

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Andrew 6 years ago on 10/20/11
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Chrispy said:
How do you "men" lead adult lives without knowing a four-in-hand??
The day after he posted this, Chris had to remind me how to do it. I felt such shame.

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