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m1cnBot 4 years ago on 10/04/12

Story Originally Posted By: John Booty

Article PictureDid Obama really kill Bin Laden with an enchanted arrow?

OBAMA'S STATEMENT: "I killed Bin Laden with a flaming arrow given to me by a bipartisan committee of wizards."

FACT: Obama did not personally kill Bin Laden with a flaming, enchanted arrow as he claimed. He defeated him in an aerial duel between his F-16 and Bin Laden's MiG.

ROMNEY'S STATEMENT: "Had Bin Laden's MiG not suffered mechanical failure, it's possible he would have either won the duel or escaped safely to his orbital terror sphere."

FACT: Obama, unable to score a clean hit with his enchanted arrows, relied on his experience as a fighter pilot to trick Bin Laden into performing evasive manuevers his MiG's airframe simply could not handle, causing his flight controls to fail. This resulted in Bin Laden's fatal crash into mountainous terrain. This was a direct result of Obama's tactical expertise, resourcefulness, and knowledge of his enemy's fighter. Romney's dismissal of it as a simple "mechanical failure" is disingenuous and misleading.

JIM LEHRER, DEBATE MODERATOR'S STATEMENT: "Gentlemen..."

FACT: The jury's still out on this one.

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Senator Hideki 4 years ago on 10/04/12
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This reminds me of the debate about whether or not Putin wrestled Siberian wolves to the ground only to rip their throats out with his teeth.

A whole pack of Siberian wolves. All at once.

Alone.

And shirtless.
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WesWolf 4 years ago on 10/04/12
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Typical Bull Moose biased media
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Andrew 4 years ago on 10/04/12
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Quit Whiggin' out, WesWolf!
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Senator Hideki 4 years ago on 10/06/12
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Andrew said:
Quit Whiggin' out, WesWolf!


Christ, I just got this.







...Christ.

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A Study in Pink 4 years ago on 10/07/12
Oh thank god, FINALLY an independent source I can trust! Can OB please explain to me the differences in immigration policy between the two candidates? Just the facts, please.
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John Booty 4 years ago on 10/07/12
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ROMNEY'S STATEMENT: "Obama's immigration policy would require all Americas to personally house, clothe, feed, and pay 50% of the college tuition costs of an undocumented immigrant chosen by the federal government. American host families would be responsible for any children born to the immigrant during their stay; any immigrants who become parents will be granted immediate citizenship."

OBAMA'S REBUTTAL: "Technically, they're not undocumented immigrants. In order to assign each immigrant to an existing American home, realistically we'll at least be typing their name into Excel or something."

FACT: In 2009, Romney voted against legislation to construct security fences within the living rooms of all Americans housing undocumented immigrants. So far, he has not gone on record to indicate whether he felt the law was unconstitutional or if he felt the law was too lenient.
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Jkid 4 years ago on 10/07/12
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Romney is a good example of trying too hard in a presidential election that has no true liberal candidate. You have a center-right with some social liberalism (Obama) and a social and economic regressionist (Romney)

I rather have Obama go full liberal after the election to spite Romney and the GOP.
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Darth Gnosis 4 years ago on 10/07/12
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I still have yet to hear Fox News report about Romney's false claim of making the Kessel Run in 8 parsecs. Typical right-wing blackout tactics.

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