m1cnBot 3 years ago on 04/30/13
Story Originally Posted By: John Booty
I'd like to wish a happy birthday to Jake "Trabus" Bixby, one of the people directly responsible for BootyCon and one of the best human beings I've ever known.
Without people like Jake, sparkledonkey, Bullgod, Tulip O'Hare and Riker's Beard there would be no BootyCon. It's no coincidence that these are also basically the best people I've ever known. (Note: I always find BootyCon thank-you's difficult because there about fifty other people who've been totally crucial as well)
* Dutch for "birthday congratulations" or "my cat walked on my keyboard" (informal)
John Booty 3 years ago on 04/30/13
Equipped: Sparkledonkey's Gallbladder
Never forget. BootyCon 2009.
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fukkake 3 years ago on 04/30/13
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!"
I wound up eating Jake's pepperoni nipples that day. ...I tried to forget. I still have indigestion 4 years later.
I must like punishment because I still love you both! Happiest of birthdays Jake!
Boudicca 3 years ago on 04/30/13
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
A stand up fellow! Happy Birthday, Jake!!!
BLAM! 3 years ago on 04/30/13
Equipped: Dante's Ebony+Ivory named "BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!"
Happy Birthday to the only man to cup my balls! Miss you!!! <333
Princess Shoujo Maiku 3 years ago on 05/01/13
Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by LostDecoy named "The Adventures of Junun and Dio"
I happened to end up in the room for this. So good. This is why I get an erection from Chimay blue nowadays.
Lord_BullGod 3 years ago on 05/01/13
Equipped: Triforce named "ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!"
Happy birthday Jake!
trabus 3 years ago on 05/02/13
Equipped: Ticket for the Man Train named "A train just for men?! How fortuitous!"
Thank you for the birthday wishes! I wish I could cup all of your balls right now.
Senator Hideki 3 years ago on 05/02/13
Equipped: Galaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod" named "I will suck the life out of you, tee hee."
If you don't love this guy, you're a horrible person.
Because he's that good of a guy.
Again, Jake: awesome. You not liking Jake: horrible person.
Madam GMILF 3 years ago on 05/12/13
Equipped: Kato Mask named "Ha! Now I am incognito!"
My son was in here when this popped up earlier; and, without even knowing him, has pronounced Jake the most awesome person living on the basis of his facial hair.
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