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News & For Sale “Low On HP? Try An Official Final Fantasy Potion Beverage” by m1cnBot

 
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m1cnBot 16 years ago on 12/01/05

Story Originally Posted By: John Booty

Why didn't somebody release a product like this sooner? This is excellent.
Today Square Enix unveiled their first major Final Fantasy food tie in simply named "Potion." The drink supposedly makes you relaxed like herb tea and tastes mystical. It contains nutritional supplements so that the company can claim that the drinker might recover real life hit points.

It's set to go on sale in March 2006 to coincide with the release of Final Fantasy XII.

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Michi 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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Ahahaha. That's cute. I'm surprised they didn't do this way earlier, yeah. o_o
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Turles 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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Holy shit!

How many alcoholic drink recipes are going to be spawned of these? :P
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ZonbiNoEega 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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That's pretty damned cool...

Does it come in bigger sizes, like Hi-Potion, and the 2-liter X-Potion? :)

I agree with Turles, I wonder if it would mix well with vodka ;P
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Brittie 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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That's extremely kickass. :D
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Kirei the Klown 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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Awesome! I dig the bottles.
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Ozymandias 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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Patiently waiting for Phoenix Down energy drink.
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Exploding Alex 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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This really calls for an entire "Potion" cocktail party.
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Kasai 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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Hahaha, oh fuck, that is so awesome. I must have one.



I wonder how they'd go mixed with alcohol? Not that I'm a big drinker, but can you imagine how much of a hit that'd be at cons?
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Etherrawen 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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Its worth it for the bottles alone! Even if the drink is crap, just empty that sucker out and fill with vodka. :9
 
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Off-Centered Otaku 16 years ago on 12/01/05
Yeah next week there gunna sell an energy drink called phoneix dawn

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Lady Shalott 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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Hahahahaha, that's awesome!

That gave me a much needed smile. ^_^
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Dio 16 years ago on 12/01/05
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I so want this. Everytime I take some damage I'll drink one. But re-filling those bottles with Vodka is a great idea
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Shouchouji 16 years ago on 12/02/05
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sounds like people are interested in making moonshine elixirs... that give a whole new meaning to "spirits". Way to go SquareEnix... now if only nintendo would cater to the alcoholics. We all could really use "1up".
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Nikol 16 years ago on 12/02/05
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All I can see is someone making a drinking game around FF and using these as the base for the drinks. Nothing beats drunk gaming
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yuushi 16 years ago on 12/02/05
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I imagine there will be variations later down the pike, like X-potions, Ultra Potions, etc.
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Off-Centered Otaku 16 years ago on 12/02/05
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Hmm.. drinking... Spirts within ..... Now I get what the movie was about :)

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Cherry 16 years ago on 12/02/05
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They need to start marketing Final Fantasy 7's "LOCO WEED" next.

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MeowKitty49 16 years ago on 12/02/05
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I only hope it is not unGodly expensive or that I will have to sell my soul/firstborn in order to obtain the whole set. (Looks like there are a couple variations on the bottle forms.) =D.

o.Q. I WANT.
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xuratu 16 years ago on 12/02/05
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Pretty bottles. I do worry that this will lead to me
wandering through a forest with a toy sword sucking
down soda and vodka and rambling about Bahamut,
though.

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