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News & For Sale “How to Appreciate Death Metal” by m1cnBot

 
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m1cnBot 10 years ago on 12/06/06

Story Originally Posted By: Cosgrove

Article PictureI see my personalized Google home page when I open a browser and one of the things listed in it at the bottom is the How to of the Day. Today's listing is How to Appreciate Death Metal.

I know that Booty himself needs no lessons on Death Metal appreciation or How to Do Harsh Death Metal Vocals, but even he may get something new of out the band listings (including a band named Anal Bleeding) and the enormously helpful tips like this one:


The genre "death metal" has been extensively separated and sub-categorized, so to label a band as simply "death metal" can be a little vague.


Armed with your new-found appreciation, you can then learn How to Apply Corpsepaint so you can really look the part.

Moderator Cosgrove Says:

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Brass Rabbit 10 years ago on 12/06/06
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Corpseplay anyone?
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Atharan 10 years ago on 12/06/06
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Doctor Stuntcock, please report to this thread.
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LORD AWESOME 10 years ago on 12/06/06
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Sweet find. Has anyone put together a How To Recognize What Is Metal yet? That would be some very useful reading material for some of the locals.
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StuntCock 10 years ago on 12/06/06
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Did someone say corpseplay?
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xfusionx 10 years ago on 12/06/06
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Everybody knows corpse paint is only for Black Metal. Sheesh.
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Bad Mongo 10 years ago on 12/06/06
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Fuck Death Metal. [b]DOOM, MOTHERFUCKERS.[/i]
PS: Apologies for the faulty coding. I was too busy gargling horse blood and pissing on my black mass congregation.

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Rumble Rose Konami 10 years ago on 12/07/06
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I find it a little ironic that right before looking at this article, I was reading a rant on Something Awful talking about how shitty metal is.
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Bad Mongo 10 years ago on 12/07/06
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Rumble Rose Konami said:
Broadway showtunes, 90s pop music, and anime/game OSTs.


Get the fuck off my thread.

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NeonDemon 10 years ago on 01/31/07
Dethklok FTW!

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