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News & For Sale “AliChat -- Lesson 5: How to Turn it Around” by m1cnBot

 
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m1cnBot 10 years ago on 02/23/07

Story Originally Posted By: Ali

Article PictureSo basically, you've ignored all of my suggestions so far and now everyone thinks you're a total gorg and never wants to associate with you in any way. With con season in full swing, and Bootycon on its way, you're suddenly wondering if you can undo the damage caused by your forum asshattery.
Fear not! Though you may not be able to make a second first impression, you can always take advantage of OB's goldfish-like memory and come back strong.

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Major Tom 10 years ago on 02/24/07
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And timely!
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spyrral 10 years ago on 02/24/07
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"Buy John a drink."
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Ali 10 years ago on 02/25/07
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sure, I make everyone else buy me drinks, but come on, John... in my own defense, I do give them back.
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Nowhere Man 10 years ago on 02/25/07
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I don't think this can help me.
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WntSolstice 10 years ago on 02/26/07
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Ali said:
sure, I make everyone else buy me drinks, but come on, John... in my own defense, I do give them back.


As in... you return the favor? Or return the drink?

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thy_avatar 10 years ago on 02/26/07
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it's sad the person writing these is just as bad, if not worse then the people she vilifies with them

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Mel 10 years ago on 02/26/07
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I, however, find Ali far more fappable than Starfire.
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MamaSkull 10 years ago on 02/27/07
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The extremely cute cat detracts from the article's readability.
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Caniac 10 years ago on 03/01/07
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it's cute, but i prefer my pets with their dignity intact
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Mazel Tov Cocktail 10 years ago on 03/07/07
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That is a cute cat. I highly recommend randomkittengenerator.com for all your cuteness needs.
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justadog 10 years ago on 04/06/07
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I thought the article was specifically writen for me... my posts have sucked. I'm working on it though

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Ryganwa 10 years ago on 04/07/07
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But if you are going to go down in history as a gorg, go out in a blaze of glory.

It's time to kick ass and chew some pantyhose.
 
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chigau 9 years ago on 03/24/08
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