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News & For Sale “Love Death 2: Sort Of Like Every OB Member's Dating Life” by m1cnBot

 
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m1cnBot 12 years ago on 09/03/07

Story Originally Posted By: John Booty

"Love Death 2", this FPS-and-dating-sim fusion, is the first thing I saw this morning. It certainly set an interesting tone for my day. I'm going to start drinking now.



Kotaku's rundown of the vid:
"Here's what's going on: the girl character Koto Sumikawa says we can do whatever we want. She wants to talk. The player doesn't and unloads in her general direction, causing her to get annoyed. The player then goes and gets a bat (yes, a BAT) and scares the poor girl. The player then "shoots" a few "rounds" at her, causing her to scurry about the room and run through a chalkboard and disappear, causing the entire room to moan. The player fires off a few more rounds as a denouement. The end."
Definitely not safe for work. It's not actually safe for home, either. Really.

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Archangel 12 years ago on 09/03/07
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WTF? Good thing I already started drinking. I watched the video before reading the quote, and I gota admit, I was a little weirded out when he went for the bat.

As for the "unloading"... that's talent right there. So is walking through a chalkboard actually...
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Kaito 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: Hi-Potion named "Phoenix Down"
Where the hell did you find that?
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thy_avatar 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: Schoolgirl Outfit named "w00t!!!!!! ....mmmm...it's used....and still warm"
...so it's like Doom, with spooge...
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cake xplozion 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "A Girl's Best Friend"
dear lord that's a lot of cum. he's good.... really good
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Pudduh 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: Sigil From Ed Elric's Coat
This is what happens EVERY DAY in Danish High Schools!
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Slade xTekno 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "Awww, shit."
I wonder what the first Love Death was like.
 
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Sub 12 years ago on 09/03/07
I bet you couldn't fire that fast in the first one. By the third game your dick will be a six-barreled, rotating gatling phallus. Eventually they'll have to borrow the weapon progression from the FPS genre, and you'll be able to fire a room-clearing jizz blast from the Big Fucking Dong 9000.

So basically, call me when Love Death EX is out.

Moderator John Booty Says:

 
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Creepy Stalker 12 years ago on 09/03/07
/signed.
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A Study in Pink 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: Comfy Pillow named "comfy sopping pillows"
Fucking..... what? What the hell did I just watch? And I'm going to live among these people? No, forget it. Fucking forget it.
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fangy 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: A Really Sharp Pointy Thing named "killer tofu"
That... was the scariest thing... ever.

I didn't know they made Machine Guns that shoot "jizm".

Maybe our military should invest in that. I mean, who (in the middle of a war) wants to get shot with a huge wad.
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James Blond 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: Magical Chicken Hat #1 named "Always keep one in your wallet"
First I laughed, and then I laughed/cried at the look of horror on my house-mate's face when he watched it without any warning except "Hey...look at this"
(I didn't have the heart to show it to his girlfriend)

I have to wonder how this was the first thing John awoke to.
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aUdioquark 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: Banana named "practice."
Dear sweet Jesus.

....I need an adult.

And a bath.
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LORD AWESOME 12 years ago on 09/03/07
Equipped: Pocket Link named "Why is your pocket going, "HYA! HUU! HAH!"?"
Sticky this in Trick Roll so we can just forward any dating advice threads to it and lock them from here on out.
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The Schmendrick 12 years ago on 09/04/07
Equipped: Hide (Guitar Shreddin!) named "who needs rope when you have a bath towel?"
Shooting streams of Saran Wrap at girls, and fetching the bat when they start crying?

Story of my life.
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Kuropuppy 12 years ago on 09/04/07
Equipped: Cursed Videotape. Seven days starting.... NOW. named "Boffy the Vampire Layer"
The worst part is how well done the character animation is...and it's wasted on a effed up FPS jizz game. Blah.
 
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Creepy Stalker 12 years ago on 09/04/07
You're creeping me out, here.
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Karaipantsu 12 years ago on 09/04/07
Equipped: PS2 Controller named "Where's my SIXAXIS, bitch?"
So, your character can bust a nut on command...... and you've trapped a girl in a classroom with no desks but, evidently, phantom walls as you terrify her with your quaking member and a baseball bat....

Sounds like Saturday Morning cartoon material to me.
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The Schmendrick 12 years ago on 09/04/07
Equipped: Hide (Guitar Shreddin!) named "who needs rope when you have a bath towel?"
this game could use some yakkety sax.

Moderator Exploding Alex Says:

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Kuropuppy 12 years ago on 09/04/07
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Booty said:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WASTED ON"?


Ok, maybe not wasted on, but....I'd like to see those graphics put to use in other games too.

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