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Devi 4 years ago on 08/14/12
Equipped: Lawn Gnome named "Pablo"
Sooo excited to be working more events for Dark Garden corsetry this year! Not so excited at the idea of seeing lots of naked old men at Folsom Street (fetish) Fair.
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(s)Aint Chimo 4 years ago on 08/15/12
Equipped: Rose Bouquet named "Do these smell like chloroform to you...?"
If a pervert in a trenchcoat ever flashed me, I'd take a picture, post his face with a tiny black bar on his junk, and try to find & tag him. Or I can fight fire with fire, lift up my skirt and start chasing the flasher around while maniacally laughing. They'll never see it coming!
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Princess Shoujo Maiku 4 years ago on 08/16/12
Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by LostDecoy named "The Adventures of Junun and Dio"
It's funny when people don't pronounce the 'd' in "vodka"

vokka.
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Lord_BullGod 4 years ago on 08/16/12
Equipped: Triforce named "ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!"
Princess Shoujo Maiku said:
It's funny when people don't pronounce the 'd' in "vodka"

vokka.


Haha, it IS!
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(s)Aint Chimo 4 years ago on 08/16/12
Equipped: Rose Bouquet named "Do these smell like chloroform to you...?"
Hahah kinda sounds like vacca (cow). Gettin' tipsy on vacca! Moo!
 
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DoomMonky 4 years ago on 08/16/12
Grimes' music is really sexy.
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Ryan the Lion 4 years ago on 08/16/12
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "Knife-proof bionic hand!"
I wish I was at GenCon, but twitter is doing a pretty good job of facilitating my vicarious living.
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Darth Gnosis 4 years ago on 08/16/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
If the subject line of an e-mail reads "win a BJ," it's probably too good to be true.

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Dobby's Sock 4 years ago on 08/16/12
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I am a teacher in a 3 yr old classroom. This week is meet the teacher week. One of the parents informed me that their child eats hair. I will be the only other white person in the room. Fml.
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Darth Gnosis 4 years ago on 08/16/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Dobby's Sock said:
I am a teacher in a 3 yr old classroom. This week is meet the teacher week. One of the parents informed me that their child eats hair. I will be the only other white person in the room. Fml.




I don't understand--what does being white have to do with kids eating hair?
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Dobby's Sock 4 years ago on 08/16/12
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He's white. He eats white people's hair. Also, usually mothers will braid their kids hair and whatnot so it's not pull out and nomable
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Darth Gnosis 4 years ago on 08/16/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Ah, OK. I misunderstood earlier. My bad.
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The Most Beautiful Girl 4 years ago on 08/16/12
Equipped: A Really Sharp Pointy Thing named "the king has been found"
It's official that I know too many damn people. Statistically, the more people you know, the more potential you have to know some people who let their crazy antics get the best of them.

PS: Also, I miss the days when facebook wasn't used as a legitimate tool for investigations/ research.
PS: damnit, this should have been under the "realizations" thread.
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 4 years ago on 08/17/12
Equipped: Magical OtakuBooty Source Code named "G Gundam's Plot"
Since when did Bucky have a sister named Tulip? Has it been that long since I've watched the show that I can't remember everything?
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Ryan the Lion 4 years ago on 08/18/12
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "Knife-proof bionic hand!"
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff



Lion
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Yvaine 4 years ago on 08/19/12
Equipped: Chicken & Waffles named "The bestest breakfast ever"
I cannot wait to jump out of a plane next week.
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Boudicca 4 years ago on 08/22/12
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
Paycheck is beyond late and I have raging PMS.


I feel sorry for any dipshits on FB who say anything stupid for the next couple of days.

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Lord_BullGod 4 years ago on 08/22/12
Equipped: Triforce named "ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!"
So yesterday, I was in NYC with two kids I trained and groomed to be developing young wine aficionados, for our level 1 sommelier certification. This snooty, haughty well dressed sommelier was giving one of the lectures, and right from the bat my two kids thought he was the biggest dipshit. Keep in mind, these kids are two young dudes from Jersey.

So at one point during a break, they both go into the bathroom after a cigarette to drop deuces. I was so immensely happy when the snooty sommelier started coming towards the bathroom...

He exits first, probably just wanted to wash his hands or take a quick piss. Eventually both of the kids came out of the bathroom, and we started laughing.

"Hey Master Sommelier, what notes do you detect, see if you can tell what he had for dinner last night you cocksucker!"
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Laurette 4 years ago on 08/24/12
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David just looked at me and announced "I'm going to develop a tic" and then started going "Hm." every like, fifteen seconds. I told him to stop and he got all "You wouldn't love me if I got a tic?" and I told him I would if it was involuntary, but doing it voluntarily is annoying. He pouted at me and went "You wouldn't love me for who I am?" and I cracked up really bad.
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seggs 4 years ago on 08/25/12
Equipped: All-New, Portable, Take-Anywhere Llama named "Tina"
home screen for the pvp.net browser is the MLG: summer championship live streaming ad. below the "watch the stream" button it says "check out the coverage direct from the tournament in raleigh"
but those words are written kinda small so i thought it said "r'lyeh"
and there is an ad for the deep sea kog'maw at the bottom right.
saw the two and together and i thought that was kinda funny.

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