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Fatty Talk “My groceries just came to $69.69” by jennyfur

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jennyfur 6 years ago on 10/04/08
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No, really. What does this mean?

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Fievel 6 years ago on 10/04/08
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I'm not sure what it means, but at least you know you'll be Super Fresh when it happens.
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CanYouHearMeScream 6 years ago on 10/04/08
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it means you take everything you just bought & take amazing FOPs w/ them... duh <3
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Tender Roni 6 years ago on 10/04/08
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(Imagine me at 69yr old woman calling you a ) Whooooore!!!
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jennyfur 6 years ago on 10/04/08
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John Booty said:
It means it would have been like $50.00 if you went to Shop-Rite instead of Superfresh!

Shush! I usually do all of my shopping at shop-rite! It's just that their produce section has been sucking hardcore lately so I've been expanding my horizons to the more expensive stores in hopes of better stuff. :P

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Fievel 6 years ago on 10/04/08
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Your crazy Philadelphia grocery store names confuse me. Why not just go to Stop 'n Shop like a normal person?
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LORD AWESOME 6 years ago on 10/04/08
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Considering you also bought three kinds of fish and something called "Miss Taco," I think you know damn well what it means.

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LORD AWESOME 6 years ago on 10/04/08
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You went to a Superfresh for better produce? I hate to flag two of my own posts in a row, but

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Al Paradise 6 years ago on 10/05/08
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YOU BOUGHT CAT FOOOOOOOOOD
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jennyfur 6 years ago on 10/05/08
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Seriously Chris... that's how BAD shop-rite's produce has been lately. I went to Genuardi's for my last few trips, but the Super Fresh is across the street from the Shop-Rite and I was on my way home so it was the most convenient today and figured I'd see how it compared to Genuardi's.

The "Miss Taco" was Mission flour tortillas ;)

And yes I bought 3 kinds of fish. I marinated the Tilapia in garlic lime and ate it in AV chat. Maybe I'll make some fish tacos just to fulfill your lesbian fantasies hehe.

Fievel said:
Your crazy Philadelphia grocery store names confuse me. Why not just go to Stop 'n Shop like a normal person?

I lived up the street from a Stop 'n Shop in NY! I don't think they have em in PA though :(
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Bad Mongo 6 years ago on 10/05/08
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My work-study for this year comes to $666.00 per quarter.

MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL.
PS: I'm making $666.00 of it.
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umaburk 6 years ago on 10/05/08
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i'm going with you were a penny shy of a $70 purchase

or you're a lesbian

or you're a straight lesbian

or you bought groceries

i'm kinda drunk ... just disregard this stuff

p.s. it just took me five minutes to figure out how to spell "disregard"
PS: the flag below is for the next post, the following post, the one that follows mine, not mine ... in essence, it's for you, next poster ...

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Mako 6 years ago on 10/05/08
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John Booty said:
It means it would have been like $50.00 if you went to Shop-Rite instead of Superfresh!


There's a shoprite around here?!
I am so sad cause they made my usual Super fresh into a ghetto ass PathMark.
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Fievel said:
Your crazy Philadelphia grocery store names confuse me. Why not just go to Stop 'n Shop like a normal person?


Stop and shops around here suck! They are always more expensive than the other stores.
PS: Another ps, Jenny can I help you with your taco?
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jennyfur 6 years ago on 10/05/08
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Mako said:
Another ps, Jenny can I help you with your taco

Ooooooooh yeeeeaaaah. I'm only a 15 minute drive away, baby! ;)

The Shop-Rite is on Ridge Ave. in Roxborough. Not too bad of a hike for you if you wanna avoid shitty ass Pathmark. I drive just as far to get to Genuardi's from here. I feel your pain though, Pathmark sucks the big ones! It was always dirty, and the parking lots were way too small and badly laid out. But at least the one off CityLine was 24hrs so if you were really desperate for food in the middle of the night you could get some. REALLY desperate.
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LORD AWESOME 6 years ago on 10/05/08
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Oh man, -that- is what the newer Acme up here reminds me of. Acme's always tended to be brightly lit, but the one up the street from me that they built to compete with Giant is like the sort of warehouse in which you'd gas people. So depressing.
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jennyfur 6 years ago on 10/05/08
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CanYouHearMeScream said:
it means you take everything you just bought &amp; take amazing FOPs w/ them... duh &lt;3


Dammit, was just about to do one and dropped my camera and now the little button won't slide from playback to take pictures mode! Oh noes! Time for camera surgery... where's my tiny screwdriver set? Must have grocery FOP!
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Laurette 6 years ago on 10/06/08
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So what i'm getting is that your Pathmark equals my Food Lion, And the Shop-Rites and Superfresh's are my Kroger's and Ukrops. ((actually none of them are probably like ukrops, there are only like 10 Ukrops in existence and they're locally owned and always like crazy clean and they just don't have the "supermarket" atmosphere, its hard to explain))
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Grave 6 years ago on 10/06/08
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Laurette said:
So what i'm getting is that your Pathmark equals my Food Lion, And the Shop-Rites and Superfresh's are my Kroger's and Ukrops. .


Her Superfresh is the sort of place that is lined in leather and fake cheap fur. Where naked midgets try to tar and father you using maple syrup and cap'n crunch crunch berries.Where people dance in the frozen food section slathering each other in ice cream while tweaking their perk nipples. This is a place no one knows your name and they like it better that way. This is Jennyfur's Superfresh and yes she is that kinda girl.


You ever try your talipia covered in a Parmesan cheese and bread crumb mixture and then slather with a pineapple and mango salsa... Good stuff.
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jennyfur 6 years ago on 10/07/08
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Grave I <3 you.
PS: or whatever the fuck you've been smoking tonight.
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yuushi 6 years ago on 10/07/08
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Fievel said:
Your crazy Philadelphia grocery store names confuse me. Why not just go to Stop 'n Shop like a normal person?


All the Stop & Shops in the Philly area died because they couldn't compete. Most of them became Shop Rites.

Besides, they sucked. It's all about Giant Foods.

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