Dude! Hahaha! I have actually been worried that my mom would take her side so this is a relevant dream! Plus, the postcard thing is also strange because I just told Sean yesterday I was expecting her to send me a letter to tell me off again since I blocked her email because that is totally something she would do!

I had to call and tell you in person apparently because I was super pissed!

I had one a couple nights ago that featured Cristina and me in a Games Workshop store. The notable thing about the store is that, instead of a bitz box, it had a plastic drawer filled with black plant matter that was clearly drugs.

I don't know what kind of drugs it was. Just, drugs.

I turn around and find that the drawer was much larger than initially expected, as Phil is laying in the drugs. He is covered in drugs, but for his face.

Later, it becomes apparent that other OB people are in the drawer as well, doing I-have-no-idea-what. Cristina disappears in there for a while, then after that we make out and dry-hump in the parking lot, at which point I woke up.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Drugs, man. They a hell of a thing.

it was basically the courtroom scene from idiocracy. the cast of the business casual video short from bc08 had all earned a seat in the supreme-extreme-bad ass-court of judging. booty was the gavel master/rabble blaster. i dont remember who the original defendant was, but at some point i became the defendant after it was discovered the defendant wasnt paying attention to his own case because he was totally making out with the stewardess. i dont remember much of anything from the dream besides this little bit. went kinda like this:

prosecution: your master/blaster-ness, the defense is guilty because he runs like a girl, sucks and it totally gay. BAM!! do something, WHAT?!
defendant (not me yet): your sister doesnt think im gay! high five with his lawyer
defense lawyer: ya dude, and i totally banged your mom last night!
audience cheers
prosecution: duh, you retard! i asked her to go steal your arguings. oh, and thanks ma!
from the audience: any time sweety!
audience awwws...
prosecution: and one more thing, you shut up about my sister! shes a grand stewardess so you cant talk about her cause shes got a rockin ass and huge boobs!
defense lawyer: i know, stupid. he said your sister doesnt think hes gay cause she is totally gonna ride his pony around the courtroom.

camera cuts to the grand stewardess on top the the defendant (now me), the two of whom are ferociously making out on top of the evidence table. the evidence table because it had an inflatable bouncy mattress as exhibit 69.

I had the most heartbreaking dream ever. I dreamed Tachikoma and a weird creep of a former OBer who was old and balding (a mix of Cloudy Wolf and Happosai?), their pictures were plastered everywhere on Facebook. They getting married. EVERYONE was against this marriage, I especially because this member treateted me very wrong (as Cloudy Wolf did IRL) and I didn't want the same to happen to Chrissy.

Chrissy didn't seem to care or speak up about everyone being against her, she just stood by her man and was very quiet now. Her future hubby never spoke, or smiled. In pictures, you can see there was some happiness on Chrissy's part yet some part of her was holding back from him.

In the end, all the OBers went to the wedding that was in a small conference room in a hotel, the only specific member I remember seeing was Stunk Cock. Chrissy was beautiful, she wore a 70s style light pink short dress with long sleeves that kinda puffed out. She had a daisy in her hair and it was also tinted pink. I cried and cried when it was official, she sat in front of him and turned around to hold his hand and give him a reassuring look.

At the reception, there was already a photo album where Chocolate Thunder was the bartender, I was being served a plate of food but did not eat, I cried loudly and wept openly, I was so heartbroken that Tachikoma wouldn't be treated right or worse in the marriage, especially after I warned her. I felt like she could do way better and be much happier. I woke up with tears in my eyes.

So Chrissy, don't marry and old creep from OB!!!

Hahah oh wow! It must have been fate that today was the one day I decide to check this thread.

This is a weirdly appropriate dream you've had, since I definitely have a penchant for dating old and creepy dudes. Some of them from OB even! I'm glad that I at least looked good in my creepy old-man wedding XD

Thanks for being a good friend in my dream, Dream-Mercades! heheheh

Hahah oh wow! It must have been fate that today was the one day I decide to check this thread.

T...

Do you ever think before posting shit like this?

CS is responding to basically everything I post lately. I feel special!

I just remembered I had a dream about Callie and she was in a cute poofy dress, playing video games with a big smile on her face.

DID THIS HAPPEN RECENTLY CALLIE? Y/N

Last night I had a dream that Dommi & I were hanging out in some city. Apparently, at some point in her life, she was some kind of delinquent because she saw some ex-rival girl and wanted to beat her up, but the other girl jumped her before she could. So as I'm tending to her wounds we start hitting on each other. The dream ended before it could get any farther.

I had a dream that Columbus Crew and Atlanta Crew did some sort of crazy NFL cosplay for Bootycon. What? I don't know. But clearly I'm getting excited for Bootycon.

Sooo...Mutant League Football is post-apocalyptic, right? Sounds like a group cosplay opportunity!

During my nap, I dreamed MPsy and I drove out to the desert to see Devi do a burlesque performance. For some reason she got in through the driver's seat of the car and easily crawled out to the passenger side. Then she gave me a big hug, she was wearing a saucy little outfit and I said, "Take that off and put on something warm!" She smiled and left.

Then suddenly I was at BC, Darth Gnosis (who had some weird hair) and I were wandering around the hotel looking for a hidden photo booth John had put just for us. When we did find it, we were viewing pictures other people had taken, and I could NOT stop laughing at a group that included Duck, Autumn Flame, John, Ak and someone had photoshopped Will Smith's picture on another person's face, the face was so badly shopped I was in tears!

Oh man, if only I was a burlesque dancer!

so, my mother was lurking my facebook yesterday and informed me that Dylan/Orgato is probably a distant cousin. this resulted in a weird dream that I went to visit my grandparents and he was just kind of hanging out with them, and then it turned into a family cookout and a whole bunch of other OBers showed up to party.

I don't remember much of it but SQ, Meg, and Cam were drunk and lighting all kinds of weird shit on fire in the backyard with my grandfather, so I'm sure it was a good time.

Weird dream where I was hanging out with Virginia and Burt from Raising Hope and got a phone call from Dan (Johnny English) telling me he was buying a plane ticket right that moment and was coming to visit us next week and could we pick him up at the airport.

I think this was because I've been talking to a couple of people about coming to visit and when I woke up Uma was watching BBC.

Well, Lisa, maybe that's your sub-conscious trying to convince you to have a house-warming party of sorts!

Last night I had a dream that Umaburk was riding a mountain bike down the street that I grew up on. For some reason, I wound up giving him a single black glove. I wonder what the hell that means!

I had a dream that I was Spider-Man last night. I spent the entire evening fighting off waves of aliens in an ancient temple alongside the crew of the Enterprise, except Liz was Mary-Jane and Omar was Geordi.

Also, I kept texting Logan to tell her how cool the whole experience was.

I was in this hotel (probably a con related hotel) and the room I was staying with Jamie (Perry!/tealappeal) kept moving and I was so charged on up on trying to find this room # 3759 with a four digit code to get into the room. Exhausted, I'm at the front desk and this young black man in uniform behind the counter looks at me and says "You seem to be a nice person, so I'll help you out" and I follow him to this huge room that has mattresses hanging from the ceiling, no Jamie there, then we go into a room where frat boys were trying to get with sorority girls, no Jamie.

Finally by the end of the dream we find the room and Jamie is in there partying and answers the door, "AYE Guuurrl"