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Gen. Chat “Dreams w/ OB members featured” by Nessa

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(s)Aint Chimo 4 years ago on 08/01/12
Equipped: Rose Bouquet named "Do these smell like chloroform to you...?"
I had the absolute weirdest dream. I was at aboarding school where I was one of 3 girls. I was confronted by sparkledonkey while laying in a dayroom which had no doors. She was wearing a dress and lifted it up and two huge, cartoon looking dicks came out from under! They both came out and up to her chest and stacked one on top of the other. She insisted I call them her girl cocks. She wanted to have sex with me and I said, "Wait, aren't you engaged?!" She said nothing, smiled and proceeded to tie them together to get them in at the same time. I was like NO cos I couldn't imagine how they would fit and I was grossed out by how huge they both were! Not to mention in the dream she was engaged.

I don't know what the fuck my brain was thinking but Jen, I am so sorry!

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Mr. Francis York Morgan 4 years ago on 08/19/12
Equipped: Magical OtakuBooty Source Code named "G Gundam's Plot"
According to my subconscious, Logan goes by the name Dr. Antler on LinkedIn.

I think there was more, I can't quite remember anymore.
 
 
jadium 4 years ago on 08/22/12
Had a dream I was late for an OB pool party. I jumped in for chicken fights and had Katy on my shoulders. She had to leave and we kissed a few times in the water right as she was getting out. Merci was there but I can't remember any other faces.
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NekoStar 4 years ago on 08/25/12
Equipped: Pocket Link named "small but pleasing"
I had a dream that I was on a date with my friend Tomi K (who i havent seen in like 3+ years). The date ended with he and I in a big cuddle pile with Viv, Brandon, Ryan and some other lovely OBers that I can't remember. You guys, I want all my dates to end this way <3
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(s)Aint Chimo 4 years ago on 08/25/12
Equipped: Rose Bouquet named "Do these smell like chloroform to you...?"
Ryan the Lion was in my dream last night and we were talking about Sausage Fest. No sausage was eaten but it was a lovely conversation.
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Ryan the Lion 4 years ago on 08/25/12
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "Knife-proof bionic hand!"
You better have been telling me how you're coming to Sausage Fest.
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(s)Aint Chimo 4 years ago on 09/04/12
Equipped: Rose Bouquet named "Do these smell like chloroform to you...?"
I dreamed I was at an OB gathering and Krissytokyo had on a ruffled pink Loli maid uniform that covered her from neck to wrist to knees. It came with a white head covering and with a white apron. And she had HUGE, GLITTERY, SPARKLEY, PINK EYES that looked like two snow globes where fixed on her eye sockets. It was amazing and pretty to look at close up but once you saw they were on a normal sized face, let alone a living human's face, it was really easy to get creeped out by it!
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Boudicca 4 years ago on 09/06/12
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
Somebody said:
the band headed by Logan (codename BluesBelle, playing a zither) and Moonage Daydream (codename BluesBeard, playing harmonica) was at the top of the rankings and starting to fray under the pressure, judging by the passive-aggressive messages they were sending back and forth.


Sounds like a new panel act for BC has been formed.



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(s)Aint Chimo 4 years ago on 09/07/12
Equipped: Rose Bouquet named "Do these smell like chloroform to you...?"
I dreamed we were all at an outdoor bbq. Despite us all being there, it was a really lame time until Rizu and Nekostar showed up NAKED! They were shouting and jumping and it got everyone excited, needless to say! Rizu turned her back to me and there was an awesome tattoo of Japanese letters going down vertically from the top of her left shoulder to her waist. You both looked great, ladies!
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NekoStar 4 years ago on 09/07/12
Equipped: Pocket Link named "small but pleasing"
YES I LOVE THAT I WAS NAKED IN YOUR DREAM.

Stephy painted a beautiful colorful jellyfish and posted it on facebook. The next night I dreamt of these ridiculously bright colored jellyfish all night long. I'm terrified of jellyfish, and these ones were extra scary because they could jump out of the water! This one part kept playing over and over where this one jelly popped out of the water and just barely missed stinging my ass. I think I was naked in it too.... So no actual OBers in my dream, but the creature was created by one!
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seggs 4 years ago on 09/13/12
Equipped: All-New, Portable, Take-Anywhere Llama named "Tina"
the dream starts out with me waking up and wandering into the kitchen. its the morning of SFV, and im at brandon's place. brandon, scarlet, river, and the other guests are still asleep and i dont want to wake everyone so i get breakfast started as quietly as i can. in keeping with tradition, breakfast is french toasted english muffins with sausage patties, scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese. i had just finished prep and as i go to turn on the stove, brandon staggers in. his eyes adjust enough to gain his bearings and he picks up right where i leave off.

by now, dream me has been up and moving about for about ten minutes or so and im starting to gain some awareness of finer details in the scene.

the very first thing i notice is that brandon is wearing a loin cloth. and its a nice one. royal blue velvet satin.

a quick check on the french toast; smell of melted butter fills the kitchen. then the sizzle of the sausages on the right side burners.

scarlet peeks in from around the corner. brandon doesnt notice, so i give him a little nudge. he smiles and grabs a cup of coffee for scarlet. she smiles, they greet with a good morning smooch.

the coffee didnt appear out of thin air as i had thought; the other guests had been trickling in to help with breakfast. someone starts the microwave (it looks kinda like it could be Ak?). a couple of sips into her coffee, scarlet is ready to help, so she makes her way to the fridge to start setting the table.

scarlet is completely nude but you cant see any of her naughty bits because her long luxurious hair is draped over her breasts and the director of cinematography keeps placing objects, people, anything that is convenient, in the way when she bends over.

the microwave timer sounds. i go to check on it. when i open the microwave, the sound is coming from inside the microwave. it was my alarm.
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LeTonzy 4 years ago on 09/17/12
Equipped: Ticket for the Man Train named "there's a train i wouldn't mind riding on"
I had a dream that Nikki (Nurse Chapel) and I were sitting in my room eating 2 little caesars pizzas. To split the pizza evenly we cut in half. We then folded our pizza halves into tacos. We both started eating but kept laughing the whole time calling ourselves fatties, saying things like...

Nikki: "You're such a fatty you put cupcake frosting on your bagels instead of cream cheese!"

Me: "Oh yeah? You're such a fatty you brush your teeth with KFC gravy and rinse with soda!"

We kept eating the pizza even though it tasted like cheesy cardboard. We finished the first one and opened the second box. I said I wasn't hungry anymore but Nikki insisted we have to finish them now because we paid money for them and she didn't want her roommates to have any because they were jerks to her that day. I woke thinking, what the hell? When was the last time I ate little caesars?
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Krissytokyo 4 years ago on 09/17/12
Equipped: Tentacle named "Rape me harder!"
(s)weet Sister Merci said:
I dreamed I was at an OB gathering and Krissytokyo had on a ruffled pink Loli maid uniform that covered her from neck to wrist to knees. It came with a white head covering and with a white apron. And she had HUGE, GLITTERY, SPARKLEY, PINK EYES that ...


OMFG. The fact that you had a dream with me in it makes me feel special. NO MATTER HOW CREEPY I WAS!

<3
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Fievel 4 years ago on 09/21/12
Equipped: Kiss from Creepy Stalker named "A kiss from the shadows"
I had a dream last night that Bleach ended and I lost "The Bet." I drove down to Ashe's and there were a good dozen or so people sitting around a banquet table, but I was forced to cook Chopped style. I had cheap ramen noodles, baby carrots and duck. Somehow I got it into my head to make Shepherd's pie. It came out looking like it should, but when we cut it open, it started leaking an unending stream of chicken broth. That's about the point where I woke up.
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LeeChan 4 years ago on 10/10/12
Equipped: Keys to the Pussy Wagon named "My name is Buck, and I came to cook duck."
I just had an ALL THE OB MEMBERS dream. Like, everyone made an appearance. Jamie came to Columbus to run a marathon. Then at some point we headed east to party withJohn and Steph. A train was involved and a number of OB folks were on said train. John and Stephs party was a backrub party. Good, because my shoulders are sore.
 
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Britishly Delicious 4 years ago on 10/13/12
Last night's dream involved me being admonished (at length) by Jen and Diana for not using Instagram as apparently it would make my life much easier.
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Ryan the Lion 4 years ago on 10/23/12
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "Knife-proof bionic hand!"
I had a dream last night that I met Dr. Drew at a comic convention. He happened to overhear me talking to Brian and ended up sitting down with me and having a serious discussion about my self-esteem problems. He suggested I write an 11-13 page sonnet about what I like about myself.
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(s)Aint Chimo 4 years ago on 10/23/12
Equipped: Cursed Videotape. Seven days starting.... NOW. named "me reading my goth poetry and crying"
I dreamed last night that I was on my way in my dad's truck to get married to Le Tonzy, and eveything was paid for already by my dad and the wedding chaple was small, cute, and beautiful. I was like, "OMGosh, what did I get myself into?! I can't get married!" Teal Appeal was one of my bridesmaids, she looked super pretty and happpy for me, Tonzy was all smiles, I was in a panic. I didn't look happy at all, and I knew my mom was forcing a smile, too, but looked at me as if to say, "Your dad paid for everything, just go through it." I was weighing that fact against the fact that I was terrified and didn't want to get married!!!
 
 
jadium 4 years ago on 10/24/12
I had a dream with Katy again. Nothing romantic this time. I think she was helping me with an event or something.
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NekoStar 4 years ago on 10/24/12
Equipped: Pocket Link named "small but pleasing"
I had a crazy dream a few night ago in which Gavin wore some fierce tan high heels while some maniac with a flying jetpack thing terrorized the town and hit me in the face with one of his smokey stink bombs.





.............Nice gams bro.

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