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Thunderer 11 years ago on 04/24/09
Equipped: Poke-ball named "Hey, kid. Want some ...candy?"
In the days of kings and queens, I was a jester,
you treat me like a god or you treat me like a leper
I try to move back and forth between both
I'm trying to build a balance
I'm trying to find a balance
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number one with a bullet 11 years ago on 04/24/09
Equipped: Pocket Shigeru Miyamoto named "What does this signify?"
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
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DesertDweller 11 years ago on 04/24/09
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "Please don't come back. Please don't come back."
Ahhhahhhaaa, ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods
will drive our ships to new lands
to fight the horde, singing and crying
Valhalla, I am coming!
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Emyrsian 11 years ago on 04/24/09
Equipped: MC Hammer Pants. Please, don't hurt 'em! named "no officer I am not hiding midgets in my pants"
Right now
Right now
I´m gonna help this kitty get down
Kitty get down
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Nurse Chapel 11 years ago on 04/24/09
Equipped: The Most Annoying Fairy Ever named "HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY-!"
zydrate comes in a little glass vial
a little glass vial?
a little glass vial!
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Emyrsian 11 years ago on 04/24/09
Equipped: MC Hammer Pants. Please, don't hurt 'em! named "no officer I am not hiding midgets in my pants"
Dr. Girlfriend said:
zydrate comes in a little glass vial
a little glass vial?
a little glass vial!


he'll paint your ass like Rembrandt
aha, do you like-a that?
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mheart 11 years ago on 04/25/09
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "HELLOOOOOOOO"
I got the jam. The jam that make you go to work.
Work! Work! Now work that pizza butt!
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SpeedBrkr 11 years ago on 04/25/09
Equipped: Starman named "I AM INVINCIBLE!!!1!11"
CHILLYBOW!!!
YIIIHHAAAA!!!
RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE ICE CREAM VAN!!!
 
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BeardyMcWizard 11 years ago on 04/26/09
Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?
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Nurse Chapel 11 years ago on 04/26/09
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "hey, SQ! look what I've got!"
you got a butter mouth, butter cup
buttered buns, butter up
black hankie, straight shot
no raincoat, flame hot
tongue teaser, old geezer
shrimp pleaser, fridge freezer
kitchen cleaner, cherry picker
soup sipper, lily dipper
hoop snake, double header
flip flop, 69er
dairy farmer, cream of the crop
got rich(shock)
don't stop don't stop
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Nakashima_Ricu 11 years ago on 04/26/09
Equipped: Three-Headed Monkey named "Hubert"
Last time I saw you,
We'd just split in two.
You was lookin' at me,
and I was lookin' at you.
You had a way so familiar,
I could not recognize,
'Cause you had blood on your face,
I had blood in my eyes.

But I could tell by your expression
That the pain down in your soul was the same
As the one down in mine...
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mheart 11 years ago on 04/26/09
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "HELLOOOOOOOO"
2 0 0 0 RUN FOR COVER
2 0 0 0 ROBOT LOVER
2 0 0 0 RUN FOR COVER
2 0 0 0 ROBOT LOVER
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spinkle 11 years ago on 04/26/09
Equipped: JIF. (Choosy moms choose this) named "NAUGHTY JIF"
ROBOT DOG
HE DRINK TEQUILA OUT OF TUMMY NAVEL!
ROBOT DOG!
HE DRINKS HIS OWNER UNDERNEATH THE TABLE!
ROBOT DOG!
I THINK THIS FOE IS FUCKIN FATAL
I'M ABOUT TO GO PRE-NATAL
END UP IN A BABY CRADLE
RO
BOT
DOG
TURN HIM OFF MOTHERFUCKER!
SAY TURN HIM OFF!
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Mako 11 years ago on 04/26/09
Equipped: Rose Bouquet
When you come around, everything else disappears.
My eyes disappear.
When you come around, everything else vanishes.

The sunlight swims away when you come around,
And even darkness won't stay
when you come around.
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Jemstone 11 years ago on 04/26/09
Equipped: Shark With Frickin' Laser named "Scotty's on a roll!"
This place feels so unfamiliar
And yet I know it well
I think I used to belong here
But the only way I can tell
Is that I miss you still
And I cannot find you here
You left me tattered and torn
Just like that sweet Spanish doll

sweet Spanish
sweet Spanish doll


I went down to the alley way
sierra la bonita
And found that you were gone
si nunca tes fueres
You left no word no message
I still dont know what went wrong
la grima
But now no matter where I go
I always seem to return
busca me
To where you left me tattered and torn
yo so rompido mi muneca

Just like that sweet Spanish doll
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Orin Sempton 11 years ago on 04/26/09
Equipped: Map to Secret Pirate Hideout named "X never ever marks the spot"
Sons of the gods today we shall ,
open Valhalla's door!
Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
Hail Gods of War!
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momomomocide 11 years ago on 04/27/09
Equipped: Gloomy Bear Plushie named "FACE-NOM-NOM-NOM"
Whatever poisons in this bottle
will leave me broken, sore and stiff
But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at,
he owes me one last wish
So here's a present to let you know I still exist
I hope the next boy that you kiss has something terribly contagious
on his lips


But I got a plan (I got a plan)
To drink for forty days and forty nights
A sip for every second-hand tick
And every time you fed the line,
you mean so much to me
I'm without you
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The Evil Dead 11 years ago on 04/27/09
Equipped: Foreigner Belt... ROCK!
"theres things i remember
and things i forget,
i miss you
i guess that i should
three thousand five hundered miles away...
but what would you change if you could?
i need a phone call.
i need a sun burn
i need a rain coat...

_______________________

What's your name? (What's your name)
Who's your daddy? (Who's your daddy)
(He rich) - Is he rich like me?
Has he taken - (Has he taken)
Any time - (Any time)
(To show) - To show you what you need to live
Tell it to me slowly - Tell you why
I really want to know
It's the time...
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Bad Wolf 11 years ago on 04/27/09
Equipped: Mario Plushie named "It's a'me, HobbitGuy!!! WOO HOO!!!!"
MMMM BOP DOP DOP DOOO OP DOO OP OP MMM BOB DOP DOP DOOOO YEEAAH YEEEAAAHHH
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Emyrsian 11 years ago on 04/27/09
Equipped: MC Hammer Pants. Please, don't hurt 'em! named "no officer I am not hiding midgets in my pants"
And you know
I'm not scared to go home
theymayhavegotyou
No
Nooo
I'm not scared to go home

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