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Pee Chat “Random Lyrics GO!” by mheart

 
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Gooch 11 years ago on 04/30/09
Sehnsucht versteckt
sich wie ein Insekt
im Schlafe merkst du nicht
dab es dich sticht
glucklich werd ich nirgendwo
der Finger rutscht nach Mexiko
doch er versinkt im Ozean
Sehnsucht ist so grausam

Moderator Lumberjack Says:

 
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Gooch 11 years ago on 04/30/09
Who flags the flaggers anyway?
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Emyrsian 11 years ago on 04/30/09
Equipped: MC Hammer Pants. Please, don't hurt 'em! named "no officer I am not hiding midgets in my pants"
I can't help but wonder why
If I believe
I can't see
My relief

I can't help but wonder why
The cure I seek
If I believe
Is temporary
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Thin White Duke 11 years ago on 04/30/09
Equipped: Azumanga Daddy Hat
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
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NikaNikaNika 11 years ago on 04/30/09
Equipped: Almond Crush Pocky named "Chock full of yummy nuts!"
Thin White Duke said:
All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere


Makes me wanna watch Donnie Darko
 
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Icurnezko 11 years ago on 05/01/09
I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I met you
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Jemstone 11 years ago on 05/01/09
Equipped: Shark With Frickin' Laser named "Scotty's on a roll!"
Father Mackenzie
Wiping the dirt
From his hands
As he walks
From the grave
No one was saved.
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NikaNikaNika 11 years ago on 05/02/09
Equipped: Comfy Pillow named "The sleep I never effin get"
Ahhhhh! Look at all the lonely people.. do-do do do-do...
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spinkle 11 years ago on 05/02/09
Equipped: JIF. (Choosy moms choose this) named "NAUGHTY JIF"
WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK WHAT DO I DO?
I TRY TO KILL YOU
WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK WHAT DO I DO?
I TRY TO KILL YOU

WHY DO I TRY TO KILL YOU?

CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG BLACK FURRY CREATURE FROM MARS.
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devi-chan 11 years ago on 05/02/09
Equipped: Wand Of Destruction named "LDR"
Spit yo game, talk yo shit, grab yo gat, call yo cliques, squeeze yo clip
Hit tha right one
Pass that weed and got to light one
All them niggaz, I got to fight one
All them hoes, I got to like one
Our situation is a tight one
What you gonna do, fight or run
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Emyrsian 11 years ago on 05/02/09
Equipped: MC Hammer Pants. Please, don't hurt 'em! named "no officer I am not hiding midgets in my pants"
Now I wait
Too much
For me
Longer still
Or so it seems
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Senator Hideki 11 years ago on 05/03/09
Equipped: N00dz of P.Y.T. named "FAP FAP FAP"
Ghostface Lumbahjack said:
I LIKE FOOD,
FOOD TASTES GOOD!
I LIKE FOOD,
FOOD TASTES GOOD!


Holy shit, DESCENDENTS! FUCK YES!

JUICY BURGER, GREASY FRIES
TURKEY LEGS AND RAW FISH EYES
TEENAGE GIRL WITH KETCHUP TOO
GET OUTTA MY WAY OR I'LL EAT YOU!

Please accept my friend request!!!!!11!1!!!1!!111!!one1!exclamationpoint
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Laurette 11 years ago on 05/03/09
Equipped: Your very own cow named "Hardington Edgewood Graves III"
I can't explain all the feelings that ya makin me feel,
my hearts in over drive and you're behind the steerin wheel.
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Gooch 11 years ago on 05/03/09
Equipped: Kumquat named "aphasiastic utterer"
I was born when I was little in the town of Anahuac
where the airs all smelly and the mud is really black
I grew up in the backyard with my head in a paper sack
sniffin glue in the mud of Anahuac

When I was 13 I left my home in Anahuac
and I sunk so low even they wouldn't take me back.
I was ugly as a lump and dumber as a rock
And my head feels all mushy like a puffball.
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mheart 11 years ago on 05/04/09
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator named "HELLOOOOOOOO"
I want a fully loaded big mac
and bitch that ain't on the menu
this mac is a fully loaded Mac-11 bullet in you
so i advise you hit the floor hoe
My road dog code name baby O close the white door
there was a hero in the crowd i saw her body twitch
i pulled the trigger shes a bloody and a happy bitch
over the counter there's some skinny white cryin' slut
no time for bitches so i busta with the rifle butt
and now the manager is tryin' to negotiate
he chokin' blood from the bullets that he ate'in, huh!
My Mac-11 got you whole city under siege
big Mac-11 taken over this and Mickey D's
Some friendly customer didn't understand what i was sayin'
i had to pop that ho to show you bitches i ain't playin'
i heard a sound some fool was runnin' for the fuckin' door
i opened fire bet that bitch 'ill never run no more
swat team was barkin' and they said they had the place surrounded
hid some explosives and I'm glad the stupid bitches found it
slipped out the back and now I'm headed over to KFC
cause there's some kernel on the set who's got some beef with me
walked through the door and i commenced to let them bitches have it.
I'm bustin' static reapin' havoc with this automatic.
screamin' and hollerin' ho's, cryin when they saw me pull it
patriots dyin' for this semi Mac-11 bullet
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Designated Driver 11 years ago on 05/05/09
Equipped: Espionage Codec named "I think you got the wrong frequency..."
Pull the trigger and the nightmare stops
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ChronoTriggerGod 11 years ago on 05/05/09
Equipped: Vash's Gun named "the big muthafucka"
cha la
head cha la
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CHARIZARD 11 years ago on 05/06/09
Equipped: Hentai DVDs named "furry furry furry porn"
Wu tang clan ain't nothin to fuck wit
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MechaSteve 11 years ago on 05/06/09
Equipped: Hi-Potion
Guy: Oh, um, hi...
Girl: Hi.
Guy: I, um... look, I was across the room,
Girl: Uh-huh.
Guy: And then I looked over, and I saw you...
Girl: Yeah...?
Guy: And, um, I was wondering if...
Girl: Uh-huh...
Guy: Maybe you wanna do... uh... go do something?
Girl: Umm... no.
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Tim 11 years ago on 05/06/09
Equipped: Bukkake Bucket named "and it only took me 7 months to fill!"
Do you feel like I do, when the years rain down on you?
Don't you know, you're my light.

When you shine on me
When you shine on me
And you lift my heart, to the sky. With the light of love

(Shine on Me) With the light of love
(Shine on Me) With the light of love
(Shine on Me) With the light of love

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