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nomad 4 years ago on 10/23/13
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "A burst of rainbow fruit flavor in your mouth"
Calling in Brandon because he will argue with me knowing it will eventually lead to make-up sex. <3
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DoomMonky 4 years ago on 10/24/13
Equipped: Foreigner Belt... ROCK! named "Complete with instructions"
Calling in Rick because he knows just how I like it.
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John Booty 4 years ago on 10/24/13
Equipped: Sparkledonkey's Gallbladder
Calling out












Rick's name during the sex he's giving me, because I called him in
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nomad 4 years ago on 10/24/13
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "A burst of rainbow fruit flavor in your mouth"
Calling In-N-out Burger




because all this man sex makes me hungry.
PS: Calling in page change for screwing up my joke. Well played.
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John Booty 4 years ago on 10/28/13
Equipped: Sparkledonkey's Gallbladder
I'd like to thank Doug a.k.a. Beltane and Mike a.k.a. tranoid no ki for staying over this weekend. They are great people and (as far as we know) probably did not sexually touch our cats.







I will update this thread once we have the full results from our vet's sexual crimes unit. It's always good to make sure.
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fukkake 4 years ago on 10/28/13
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!"
Mike has pictures that could be considered provocative of our darling cat Euclid on his Instagram. We might have to retract our thanks.
 
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Horse's Ass 4 years ago on 10/28/13
Call in: YOU.

I miss you guys.
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Princess Shoujo Maiku 4 years ago on 10/28/13
Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by LostDecoy named "The Adventures of Junun and Dio"
fukkake said:
Mike has pictures that could be considered provocative of our darling cat Euclid on his Instagram. We might have to retract our thanks.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I miss you guys so bad. Give Euclid all the cuddles for me please :(
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Boudicca 4 years ago on 10/29/13
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
Calling in all you lovelies who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday, especially those who did so on Facebook and managed to confuse the fuck out of my non-OB friends who had no idea why I was being treated like Royalty.

I love you all!
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Dobby's Sock 4 years ago on 12/17/13
Equipped: Tear-stained Emo Poetry by Bob Ross
Calling in Scarlett for being super sweet and helpful with finding a hotel for New Years <3
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Toastersix 4 years ago on 01/06/14
Equipped: Shark With Frickin' Laser named "Hermano"
Calling in Viv for being the best human ever to me. When I got stranded in Houston for the night thanks to United Airlines, she came to get me from the airport, took me to get food, traded me Pokeymans, and gave me a bed for crashing. She's even taking me back to the airport this morning. It's things like this that serve to remind all of us that we're a family here and a community of seriously awesome people.

ILU Viv, thank you so much!!!

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The happy sausage artist 4 years ago on 01/07/14
Equipped: Sigil From Ed Elric's Coat
Calling in Dylan for informing me about freezer bag crock pot recipes as well as a cheap crock pot. Dude just made eating healthy easy and cheaper!
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Nick The Newbie 4 years ago on 01/07/14
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "It's so bad..."
I would like to call in all of you for being such a wonderful group every year at magfest. You know how to party, and how to do it respectfully, and you're a role model for how other groups should handle themselves.
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Barney Stinson 4 years ago on 01/08/14
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
Calling in Nick and Jenn for getting me a badge last minute. I love you both. <3
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Ryan the Lion 4 years ago on 01/13/14
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "Knife-proof bionic hand!"
I'm calling in Becca and Brian for making my resume look better than it's ever been. I'll be applying for a dream job at Fantasy Flight Games and I am way more confident thanks to their help!
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Slade xTekno 4 years ago on 03/03/14
Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "Awww, shit."
Call in for John Booty for posting about how important and easy it was to back your files up in the cloud a few years back. That story about the lawyer risking a fight with an armed mugger because of how important the research and files on his laptop was always stuck with me.

I lost my laptop the other day, and calmed down considerably when I realized that my important files (schoolwork) are all on some cloud service. At that point, all I lost was a piece of hardware.




I actually just forgot my laptop at home, but it was nice knowing that I was prepared.
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Darth Gnosis 4 years ago on 03/26/14
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Calling in The Virgin Queen for giving me her copy of Skyrim for no reason whatsoever. Other than 'cause she's awesome, of course.
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Creepy Stalker 4 years ago on 03/26/14
Equipped: N00dz of akanepanda
Great post.
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Darth Gnosis 4 years ago on 03/26/14
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
I see what you did there.
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Kev 4 years ago on 03/27/14
Equipped: Devo Hat named "We are not men."
I have to call in Dan for being a great tour guide, beer guide, pork guide, and all-around great fucking guy for taking the time out of his day to put up with me in London.

It was a fucking blast, sir! You got lucky with the malort, heh.

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