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Otaku Chat “Goddamned Pokemon” by Cash

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Ak 5 years ago on 07/09/09
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http://www.serebii.net/potw/202.shtml
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spinkle 5 years ago on 07/10/09
Equipped: JIF. (Choosy moms choose this) named "NAUGHTY JIF"
I mean, yeah, they're a pain in the ass, but I thought that would just mean a challenge.

If anyone wants one, I have 14 wobbuffets I don't need, btw.
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Cash 5 years ago on 07/10/09
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "No one can withstand his cockfucking!"
Wobbuffets are basically broken. It takes the Rock-Paper-Scissors nature of the game and changes it into Flip a Coin.
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SwingBlade 5 years ago on 07/12/09
Equipped: Poke-ball named "Where I hide my porn."
Anyone have infected Pokemon they'd care to share around?
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The Naniwa Tiger 5 years ago on 07/12/09
Equipped: Coupon For Free *unf unf unf* named "The Nana Special"
Can a pokemon get "poke-rrhea?"
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Shadowhood 5 years ago on 07/12/09
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Attained national 'dex, now onto collecting those I need, and training...
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Johnny Landmine 5 years ago on 07/12/09
Updated: 5 years ago on 07/12/09
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
Man, a thread in the Bin gave me the Pokemon bug again. I'm really tempted to go out and buy Platinum, but with the new editions of Silver and Gold just a couple months away... Hmm.
PS: What I'm saying is I hope this business hangs around long enough after the first tournament for me to get my head back in the game and bring the unholy reckoning only an all-Wailord squad can provide.
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spinkle 5 years ago on 07/12/09
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...but wouldn't a single Pachirisu fuck up your day? (fuck yeah, squirrels of doom)
PS: yes i do realize Water Spout would be like urinating directly in their little striped faces
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Cash 5 years ago on 07/18/09
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "No one can withstand his cockfucking!"
Hey, trainers. Or should I say, LAMERS.

IF YOU WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN THE 1ST OB POKEMON TOURNAMENT, PLEASE E-MAIL...

obpkmn@gmail.com

Submit the following:

Name
OB Username
PKMN Name
Friend Code
AIM Screenname (Or equivalent instant messaging screenname)
E-Mail address
Rooster of Pokemons with Held Items
General Freetime Schedule (To help pair you off with your adversaries each round)

Please send pictures of your Pokemon Summaries w/Held Items if you are able. Any official querys and shit can also be sent there.

As a show of faith, we four organizers will each have to submit our own roosters and team to that e-mail before checking the participants in the inbox and so on.

DEADLINE IS AUGUST 1ST. YOU MUST HAVE YOUR FINAL TEAM AND ITEMSET SUBMITTED BY AUGUST 1ST AT 11:59PM.

If you submit once, and change your mind about your team, you can resubmit with a new team as many times as you need to before said deadline. If you are caught deviating from your final-submitted team, you will be disqualified.

Happy Training, fuckers.
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Johnny Landmine 5 years ago on 07/19/09
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Hopefully this thread is also cool for general Pokemon discussion but yesss, my new Platinum gave me "Skinhead" ("Roughneck" in the US version I think) as a choice for a trainer sprite. My last one only gave me a bunch of lame choices with Archaeologist or something as the least-lame.
PS: Er, my last game, which was Pearl, I mean. I only have one Platinum.
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Cash 5 years ago on 07/28/09
Equipped: Pimp Hat named "Pimpin' on the Internets."
This is just a reminder, folks. Deadline's August 1st. That's this Saturday.
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Major G 5 years ago on 07/28/09
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Y'all lucky my DS got jacked.
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Cash 5 years ago on 08/04/09
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All right slackers. I'm giving you all one more week. Register by this Friday, the 7th, and we'll see when the tourney itself starts.
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spinkle 5 years ago on 08/04/09
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I don't mean to interrupt, but I didn't see a thread for it so I thought I'd bump this rather than try to start a dedicated thread for it.

Regardless.

Darkrai is now available in Platinum for US and European trainers via Mystery Gift over WFC or in select Toys R Us stores in the US. (Not sure about European B+M delivery, if it even matters)

see http://www.pokemonplatinum.com/#/pokemon/darkrai/ for complete info.
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Cash 5 years ago on 08/11/09
Equipped: Pimp Hat named "Pimpin' on the Internets."
Due to apparent lack of interest, we'll have to call this whole affair off.
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Frito 5 years ago on 08/11/09
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Balls, all of you.

I still wanna try to duel someone. :(
 
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jordybones 5 years ago on 08/11/09
we'll all have to wait on nintendo to make a pokemon MMO... cough
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Dyselon 5 years ago on 08/15/09
Equipped: Servbots named "#14, #28, #40"
Man, I finally found my damn cart, and I was hoping to get late entry in to this, and now it's called off? That's too bad. My team was only half as done as I thought it was. Ludicolo, Umbreon, and Gardevoir are good to go, though.
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The Naniwa Tiger 5 years ago on 08/16/09
Equipped: Coupon For Free *unf unf unf* named "The Nana Special"
I have a shiny Lucario.
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Rock 'n' Roll Suicide 4 years ago on 08/30/09
Equipped: Swashbuckler's Eyepatch. Custom-Made. Arrr! named "It was me first day with the hook"
Frito said:
Balls, all of you.

I still wanna try to duel someone. :(


Hey Frito, gimme your friend code, we'll battle without these faggots

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