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Gen. Chat “Best ability ever.” by Oleander

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Oleander 14 years ago on 09/14/04
Equipped: Toothbrush named "Weapon of Love and Justice"
I want to be able to projectile vomit at will.

Immature? Well, yes, but IT GETS THE POINT ACROSS SO WELL.

Moderator pookie Says:

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Lupercus 14 years ago on 09/14/04
Equipped: Kakashi Plushie named "Sorry I'm late. A pretty girl talked to me."
The ability to run along walls like Bujingai.

Or maybe Multiple Doppelgangers like Naruto.
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Oleander 14 years ago on 09/14/04
Equipped: Toothbrush named "Weapon of Love and Justice"
If I had my ability I would vomit on you.
 
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DP2000 14 years ago on 09/14/04
The ability to get a boner at the most inappropriate times. Oh wait I have that power.
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Turles 14 years ago on 09/14/04
Equipped: Inappropriately Large Handful of Viagra
To be able to walk through shit at will... but what if I want to walk through shit in my dreams and I like, fall through the floor into da c0re?
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Zordon 14 years ago on 09/14/04
Equipped: Konoha Ninja Forehead Protector named "Sexy Headband of OB"
oleander, that power would just get you get the shit beat out of you

i would like Kakashi's power
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Oleander 14 years ago on 09/14/04
Equipped: Toothbrush named "Weapon of Love and Justice"
It would get the shit beat out of me, but first everyone around me would be covered in vomit.

My vomit

Which makes it all worth it.
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Zordon 14 years ago on 09/14/04
Equipped: Konoha Ninja Forehead Protector named "Sexy Headband of OB"
im vomit proof
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ArsenicFlavoredLolipop 14 years ago on 09/14/04
Equipped: Swashbuckler's Eyepatch. Custom-Made. Arrr! named "accessory of DOOOOM!!!"
I'd let you use me as a guinea pig Oleander ^-^ then maybe your ability would rub off on me and I would vomit as well =P (what wonderful mental pictures)
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LadyChaos 14 years ago on 09/14/04
Equipped: Hello Kitty Vibrator
To be able to transport myself at will to any point on the globe. ^_^
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nineballninja 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Kiss from Promodo
The ability to Adult Comment those under the age of 18.

And to be able to swallow projectile vomit easily.

And to probably fly. Yeah, fly. That's fun.
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skyknyt 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Clue Stick named "The Joy Luck Club"
To be able to continuously urinate as long and as powerfully as I willed it. I could just start peeing and never stop! And aside from being able to put out fires with my omnipotent micturation, I'd be able to mark the entire country as my territory.

Go ahead, just try and projectile vomit at me! You'll get a mouthful of urine!
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Skits 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Dante's Ebony+Ivory
I want the ability to travel through time.

This way I can go into several hundred years in the past, grab some pennies, come back, sell em to collectors for lots of cash. Then I'd buy the most powerful laptop today, go back in time 30 years or so, go to the people at Nintendo, sit them infront of the laptop, and have them play Doom III. Then I would laugh as they shit themselves.
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Marronsan 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Ridiculous Fanboy Sign named "free kick in the ass $1, i give"
i want the ability to teleport at will. i would be the best stalker/criminal ever.
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Dwarf Rampage 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Tear-stained Emo Poetry by TheAnimeFanboy named "Mainstream Angst"
I want the ability to edit other peoples posts, but not my own.
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penpen 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Hide (Target) named "looking cool for a mule"
the ability to call forth the eva series to smash all that opposes me
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penpen 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Hide (Target) named "looking cool for a mule"
or be just like kawouru
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Jester Jade 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Fullmetal Schoolgirl Outfit named "Sumptuous Ensemble"
you want to have gay sex with shinji?
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Oleander 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Toothbrush named "Weapon of Love and Justice"
The ability to Adult Comment those under the age of 18.

And to be able to swallow projectile vomit easily.

And to probably fly. Yeah, fly. That's fun.



See. We were totally meant to be together.

</creepy stalker>
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penpen 14 years ago on 09/15/04
Equipped: Lotion in a Basket named "you have to sperminate somewhere"
okay in the sense that he can control unit 2 smart ass
and that he owns JOO

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