Maxter 15 years ago on 09/20/04
Equipped: Box of Crayons named "Befor you die you see...THE BOX"
i got to go with frezing time or controling gravity
eSKay 14 years ago on 03/28/05
I'd like the ability to actually wake up when my alarm clock goes off ... sounds simple, but it would save me a lot of hassle ...
stagewench 14 years ago on 03/28/05
Equipped: Hide (Leopard Hat Ver.) named "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!"
^ If you actually get that to work, I'm kidnapping you and using you as MY alarm clock.
Velvy 14 years ago on 03/28/05
Equipped: Monkey In A Bucket named "I'm about to be taxidermied!"
"To be able to transport myself at will to any point on the globe. ^_^"
Damn, that's seriously the best type of ability to have (I thought long and hard over this!). Having the ability to travel through time wouldn't be as exciting without having the ability to transport myself at will to any point on the globe, because California 400 years ago? BOR-RING. It'd have to be England or imperial China or some place. Having the ability to fly would be insanely rad, but how much speed are we talking here? Because if I was flying at 100 miles per hour, that would hurt a shitload, but if I flew slow, I'd get to San Diego in half an hour which I can do in the car. Having the ability to be invisible would also be fun, but I can see myself getting bored with the merits of this ability. So there you have it, that surely is the best ability.
wingzoffire 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: Gun With Exploding Bullets named "He had it comming"
been there done that.....it wasn't all its cracked up to be.
SuezoBishop 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: Bottle of Ramune named "With "Tastes like real fruit!" action"
Mind control. Then I would exercise all your abilities for my own.
Slipping_Ribbon 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: Chastity Belt named "latched on until march 23, 2008 baby!"
I wish I could be invisible.
unoriginal, but it'd just be cool. I could walk around naked. and KNOW ONE WOULD KNOW!
Moderator TSK Says:
Ali 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: Schoolgirl Outfit
I change my original one. I now want the ability to apparate (harry potter style). It would save me a small fortune on all the air travel I do in a given year.
Sibbie 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: MapleTrainŠ brand Syrup named "Secret weakness of Jemima's Witnesses!"
I wish I had a magic wand or something that would let me turn anything into anything else (especially invisible naked people into visible naked people!!) Other than that, I'd only use my powers for good... and possibly for awesome......
Moderator Fievel Says:
Fievel 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: Technique scroll: "Bitch Slap" named "Like Rick Hunter on Minmei. Bitch had it coming!"
I would have the ability to make my farts smell like various forms of flora and fauna. Plus I could initiate them at random to conduct beautiful, frangrant symphonies!
lovestreet 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: Leg Upgrade: "High Jump Boots" named "ShitKickers"
I would have Carrie's mind abilities...to be able to move stuff and start big fires and shit.
Kaoru27Umi 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: All-New, Portable, Take-Anywhere Llama
I wanna fly dammit!
Ree_The_Tard 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: Yummy Ice Cream named "Have a tasty lick!!"
Miaows primus story made me cry!! That is sooo sad!!
eSKay 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Booty >>> Yeah I definately thought it deserved another round ...
I want the ability to listen to any music I wanted to at any time in my head ... that way in class or when annoying people speak ... ... ... I will be listening to kick ass tunes
Digital Night 14 years ago on 03/29/05
Equipped: Vash's Gun named "Dodge City Destroyah"
Onslaught's power: Mental & Metal.
L33toverlord 14 years ago on 03/30/05
Equipped: Robin's Pendant named "Cost me $25 on eBay"
I want my shadow to be possessed by Evil King Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV (a.k.a Stan).
If any of you played the game Okage for playstation you would know what I'm talking about.
lowcutskeleton 14 years ago on 03/30/05
Equipped: Raffi's Christmas Album named "I drink Matzoon from Santa's skull - SO CAN YOU!!!"
- To telepathically project thoughts into peoples heads. Only it would sound, and feel like their own voice speaking to them.
- To be able to speak, read and write any language.
- To be able to switch the direction of the GI tracts of people I dislike... try drinking that latte now MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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