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Gen. Chat “The greatest invention in the whole world” by Lord_BullGod

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Lord_BullGod 9 years ago on 03/18/10
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The John Deere 959J

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd6qCnAit2A

Oh man, you aren't a man if seeing this doesn't get you excited.
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Ratnax 9 years ago on 03/18/10
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Yo what the fuck is a TREE
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Lord_BullGod 9 years ago on 03/18/10
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What the fuck is a tree? It's deadwood in less than a second, that's what.
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lowcutskeleton 9 years ago on 03/18/10
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Wow, I want a small scale one on the hood of a car.
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Kumba 9 years ago on 03/18/10
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They just played this version of Modern Marvels earlier tonight. I actually DVR'ed it and was watching it while eating dinner. Really good episode about all types of saws.

Modern Marvels is also probably one of the last good educational programs left on TV these days.
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Johnny Landmine 9 years ago on 03/18/10
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I just started saving up so I'll be able to afford one just in case I ever lose an arm and need something to replace it with.

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anonsequitur 9 years ago on 03/18/10
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I'm going to have to disagree. THIS is the greatest invention in the whole world!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bE7U0fHtQ8
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Johnny Landmine 9 years ago on 05/22/10
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65 days later, still the boss
PS: I linked that video to a girl and said "awesome" and she said "wait why"

I linked that video to mans and said "awesome" and they were like "hell yes"
PS: A woman asked me "why" I thought that video was awesome; at that moment, I decided never to get married.
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Duncan 9 years ago on 05/22/10
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD-i4j-NBl8

Can this thing be outfitted with a 959J?

Moderator Lord_BullGod Says:

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Al Paradise 9 years ago on 05/22/10
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Extra ill.
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Bad Wolf 9 years ago on 05/22/10
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Every time I look at that thing I can't help but remember Fern Gully.
PS: That's not to say it's not fucking awesome, I'm just saying a creepy scary monster living within the machine itself as the oil/smoke/flames would make it even more badass.
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Creepy Stalker 9 years ago on 05/22/10
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That's a good start. Keep going.
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John Booty 9 years ago on 05/23/10
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DURRR I'M A GIRL DURRRR DURRR
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Dom 9 years ago on 05/23/10
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John Booty said:
DURRR I'M A GIRL DURRRR DURRR




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Aladdin Sane said:
I just started saving up so I'll be able to afford one just in case I ever lose an arm and need something to replace it with.


So did you lose that arm yet?
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Cognac Jack 9 years ago on 05/23/10
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I wanna drive this fucker on the interstate.

http://...youtube.com/...v=FR3W65u5qu4&feature=related
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Jugs 9 years ago on 05/23/10
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Are you kidding me? I got insulted by awesomeness, I'm ok with that. But seriously, how long do I have to lurk to obtain posting priveleges?'

Cognac Jack said:
I wanna drive this fucker on the interstate. ...youtube.com/...v=FR3W65u5qu4&feature=related


I love how I got an ad for the Hummer H3 on this video.
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Johnny Landmine 9 years ago on 05/23/10
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Dom said:
So did you lose that arm yet?


Workin' on it! The obvious choice would be to lose the left one so I could still write neatly, but then where would I put my watch?

Rosie Cotton said:
But seriously, how long do I have to lurk to obtain posting priveleges?'


don't sweat it
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Oliphaunt 9 years ago on 05/23/10
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Aladdin Sane said:
Workin' on it! The obvious choice would be to lose the left one so I could still write neatly, but then where would I put my watch?
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You weld a new watch onto your new arm, d'uh.
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Dom 9 years ago on 05/23/10
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Aladdin Sane said:


Workin' on it! The obvious choice would be to lose the left one so I could still write neatly, but then where would I put my watch?



don't sweat it


Just take a Sharpie and write "time to cut something" where there would normally be a watch.

Moderator Lord_BullGod Says:

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Lord_BullGod 8 years ago on 08/18/11
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Johnny Landmine said:
A woman asked me "why" I thought that video was awesome; at that moment, I decided never to get married..
PS: Bachelor party in NYC?

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