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Site Issues “The 56th Crushes Suck Thread” by Barney Stinson

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Barney Stinson 4 years ago on 09/10/10
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
John, I have crushes from almost 3 years ago that are obviously no longer valid, (and even if they were, WHO CARS). Can I please pay 10 bucks and have them revealed! I'm anal retentive and sick of looking at these mysterious female statues!
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Moonage Daydream 4 years ago on 09/10/10
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
Nobody has a crush on me and I consider this to be a site issue. Obviously this site needs new cutting-edge features that will more effectively project my raw animal sexuality.
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mheart 4 years ago on 09/10/10
Equipped: Loose Socks named "~MY BLOODY KNEE HIGH SOCKS!!~"
WHO REALLY CARS >(
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soulbird 4 years ago on 09/10/10
Equipped: Fake manga with pages stuck together named "Project SKEET SKEET VIV 2010"
Jarod that's a dirty lie because I definitely have a crush on you.
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Tulip O'Hare 4 years ago on 09/10/10
Equipped: Angel Wings named "in Jack Daniels BBQ sauce"
WILL YOU VISIT ME PLEASE
IF I OPEN MY DOOR
IN CARS

Moderator Matthew Says:

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Boudicca 4 years ago on 09/11/10
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
soulbird said:
Jarod that's a dirty lie because I definitely have a crush on you.
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aUdioquark 4 years ago on 09/11/10
Equipped: Banana named "practice."
soulbird said:
Jarod that's a dirty lie because I definitely have a crush on you.
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tachikoma 4 years ago on 09/11/10
Equipped: Leg Upgrade: "High Jump Boots" named "JumpJump Boots"
Yeah whoever said they wished they were a lesbo so they could bang me needs to COME OUT OF THE CLOSETTT! I wanna know who it is! There are a few other ones too. D:
PS:
soulbird said:
Jarod that's a dirty lie because I definitely have a crush on you.


Also this ^
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Matthew 4 years ago on 09/11/10
Equipped: Espionage Codec named "(NO RESPONSE)"
soulbird said:
Jarod that's a dirty lie because I definitely have a crush on you.
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CherryBoy 4 years ago on 09/12/10
Equipped: Fire Flower named "My pet name for my Herpes"
Moonage Daydream said:
Nobody has a crush on me and I consider this to be a site issue. Obviously this site needs new cutting-edge features that will more effectively project my raw animal sexuality.
swoon!
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Boudicca 4 years ago on 09/12/10
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
I have a crush on everyone in this thread.

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