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Pee Chat “HEY ASSHOLE” by Johnny Landmine

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Johnny Landmine 10 years ago on 11/01/10
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DON'T VOTE
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DifferentlySane 10 years ago on 11/01/10
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Wasn't planning on voting tomorrow.

Thanks anyway.

Moderator Johnny Landmine Says:

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Nowhere Man 10 years ago on 11/01/10
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Pretty sure my asshole with be releasing toxic fumes for the next person entering the voting booth instead of concentrating on voting.
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Moonage Daydream 10 years ago on 11/01/10
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Voting is something you do when you get old and don't want to feel obsolete
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Princess Shoujo Maiku 10 years ago on 11/01/10
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WHY Y'ALL GOTTA VOTE WHATS WRONG WITH THE TEA PARTY

Moderator Lord_BullGod Says:

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Oliphaunt 10 years ago on 11/02/10
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FINE, I WON'T, JERKFACE
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Johnny Landmine 10 years ago on 11/02/10
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seriously dont
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Lumberjack 10 years ago on 11/02/10
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I didn't plan on it, jerkface.
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Senator Hideki 10 years ago on 11/02/10
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Already did by absentee ballot.

Don't worry, political shenanigans in my registered county will probably get my ballot "lost" before it's counted.
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Johnny Landmine 8 years ago on 10/05/12
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BE SURE YOU DON'T FORGET TO NOT VOTE
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Beltane 8 years ago on 10/05/12
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Don't forget to what, now?
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Darth Gnosis 8 years ago on 10/07/12
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Just you try and not stop me.
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Johnny Landmine 8 years ago on 10/07/12
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Don't do it
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Barney Stinson 8 years ago on 10/07/12
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
IM IN FRANCE EATING BREAD AND CHEESE AND NOT VOTING.

Moderator Johnny Landmine Says:

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Darth Gnosis 8 years ago on 10/07/12
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I just got done enjoying a busy weekend of not voting with my awesome girlfriend.

Moderator Johnny Landmine Says:

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Lucifer 8 years ago on 10/08/12
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Why would I want to vote for someone who didn't do anything, or someone who belongs tp a fucked up social situation?

Nope...Not going to be someone for county to send a letter for jury duty this time around.

Moderator Johnny Landmine Says:

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Moonage Daydream 8 years ago on 10/08/12
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All those in favor of this motion?

All those against?

Excellent, the motion neither carries nor fails
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Princess Shoujo Maiku 8 years ago on 10/08/12
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Moonage Daydream said:
All those in favor of this motion?

All those against?

Excellent, the motion neither carries nor fails


http://...tumblr.com/...blr_m7n4piKGt51qcuoflo4_r2_250.gif <----relevant
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umaburk 8 years ago on 10/08/12
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Ironically, I vote just to get jury duty. It's the only way I can get lawyers to pay attention to me, when I sit in the jury box. (Plus I get to wear my fancy sweaters!)
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Johnny Landmine 8 years ago on 11/05/12
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I'm watching you all, DON'T DO IT
Don't you fucking vote

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