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Ak 4 years ago on 12/12/10
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The debut trailer: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/vga-10-mass-effect/708363

fuck fuck fuck fuck it's on

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Dr. Moustache 4 years ago on 12/12/10
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Hmm. Yup, that's the trailer, alright.

While I have my complaints about the last two games, they were at least good enough that I'm willing to get excited about the third one.
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Andrew 4 years ago on 12/12/10
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OH SHIT

Shepard's priorities, from least to most important:
[ ] Save the galaxy
[ ] Bang a blue chick
[ ] Save the world
PS: [ ] Beers with Wrex
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The Virgin Queen 4 years ago on 12/12/10
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Between this and Elders Scrolls V I think I just came in my fucking knickers.
PS: I totally did.
PS: Poor London ;_;
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StuntCock 4 years ago on 12/12/10
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Ah, yes. "Reapers". We have dismissed this claim.
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The Kareem of Wheat 4 years ago on 12/12/10
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Fuck now I gotta hurry and play the second one.
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Matthew 4 years ago on 12/12/10
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I can't wait for Lydia Shepard to unleash a Biblical flood of lead on some Earth-attacking motherfuckin' Reapers. Might have to go deeper into the Renegade than bar than ever before to truly do this thing correctly.
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TouchArtist 4 years ago on 12/12/10
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I have a true Paragon and true Renegade path waiting for this game. Mass Effect 3 is suppose to be where we see major effects from our decisions in the first two games.
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Tulip O'Hare 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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:drooL:
PS: COME ONNNNNN RACHNI
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Orin Sempton 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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Fuck

Yes.

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Winter 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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The Kareem of Wheat said:
Fuck now I gotta hurry and play the second one.


Don't worry, you've still got a year!
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Matthew 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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TheInsomniac said:


Don't worry, you've still got a year!


And I've never blazed through a game so fast in my life, eager to get to the next bit and see what unfolds. Mass Effect 2 was like aaaaaaaaaaaah
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Thin White Duke 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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Own the first one for Xbox, the second for the PC. Now I need to rebuy the first one for PC so I can actually save Wrex and make my character a little more like how I want
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Michi 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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I just started Mass Effect 2! The only decision I'm worried about is picking a new romance for the 2nd game and ruining my romance from the first. I'm worried romance #1 will just get mad at me during Mass Effect 3.
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Tulip O'Hare 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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Another Girl said:
I just started Mass Effect 2! The only decision I'm worried about is picking a new romance for the 2nd game and ruining my romance from the first. I'm worried romance #1 will just get mad at me during Mass Effect 3.


Yeah, they handled that pretty badly. Apparently just TALKING to one of the love interests more often than you talk to the other ones in ME1 is enough to make them your Official Romance as far as ME2 is concerned.

There is one way guaranteed around it. It's pretty fucking heartless.

And my dear renegade Ilyana totally did it.
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WWNSX 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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Shamwow said:
Own the first one for Xbox, the second for the PC. Now I need to rebuy the first one for PC so I can actually save Wrex and make my character a little more like how I want

I'm looking to play 1 and 2 back to back after i finish Fallout NV. You can get Mass Effect from Steam or EA on-line for $19.99 also i've seen places on amazon selling it new from around $13.00 and up.

I just worry about getting the DLC for it and having problems if i switch PC's or get a digital copy of the game. I bought a different game on steam and it was hard as hell to apply patches to fix bugs for a steam version of that game then the retail version; so I'm kind of worried about that if i get ME1 and 2 on steam.
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Frito 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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WTF The geth? aww maaaan
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Senator Hideki 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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I just started Mass Effect 2 with my Liara banging male Shepard (my only playthrough). I read ahead to find out if I could screw up romance options and saw a spoiler (note: SPOILER HERE) that if you don't follow through on one of your romance options, near the end of the game, you just... sigh wistfully at the picture of your ME1 romance.

That's it? That's IT?!

Fuck that, man, I'm already laying groundwork to lay pipes with Miranda this run through. It's not worth keeping Liara's love alive if I don't get to see some hot blue alien sex this game!

wtf, Bioware?! W. T. F?!

Although I've heard there's a Tali romance option. How the hell does that work?

Wait, don't answer. That'll be my next play through.
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Michi 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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That's why I want to start a new ME2 romance, but I don't wanna mess things up if the ME1 romance continues properly in ME3. :(
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Frito 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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That's the great thing about mass effect, multiple careers! :D You best believe I have a good shephard and bad shephard playthough.

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