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Dr. Moustache 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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Senator Hideki said:
Although I've heard there's a Tali romance option. How the hell does that work? .


I talked about this in the ME2 thread. With no spoilers, I want to warn you that it was really, really disappointing for me, and I caution you against getting your hopes too high. Though in all honesty, all of the romantic relationships in ME2 were weaker than I expected.
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Michi 4 years ago on 12/13/10
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Maybe by the time Mass Effect 3 comes out I'll want to replay Mass Effect 2, but not anytime soon!
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Allison 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Senator Hideki said:
I just started Mass Effect 2 with my Liara banging male Shepard (my only playthrough). I read ahead to find out if I could screw up romance options and saw a spoiler (note: SPOILER HERE) that if you don't follow through on one of your roman...


SPOILERS....


It's even worse with dumbass Kaiden (and ashley, if you let that bitch live) because he finds out you're alive and instead of rushing into your arms thankful that, you know.. you're ALIVE... he gets pissed that you didn't call him right away. I was totally planning to preserve my romance with him, but after that little encounter, I was like. Screw you I am going to go fuck Garrus.
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Ak 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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I am so gay for garrus, he got so much more bad-ass from 1-2.
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Autumnflame 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Garrus = so awesome. I was admittedly kind of "wtf how the hell is that going to work," but it turned out so sweet and awwww.
PS: Also, you could totally tell who it was going to be, but his reveal got me all excited anyway! BADASS.
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CherryBoy 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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I heart Jack...ummm sexy tattoos
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Ryan the Lion 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Senator Hideki said:
Although I've heard there's a Tali romance option. How the hell does that work?


Don't listen to Dr. Moustache. The romance option for Tali is solid and really endearing. The only aspect of it that I can see being a let down is that you don't get to see Tali's face or any of those luscious curves.

The lead up between the two is very sweet and I found it to fit very well into the overall backstory between the two characters and the events that pan out in ME2 - specifically during Tali's allegiance missions.
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Tulip O'Hare 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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MORE SPOILERS

Allison said:


SPOILERS....

It's even worse with dumbass Kaiden (and ashley, if you let that bitch live) because he finds out you're alive and instead of rushing into your arms thankful that, you know.. you're ALIVE... he gets pissed that you didn't ...


Ashley does the same thing. Then they send you vague "I'm sorry, you're a jerk, but I like you a lot, OMG I CAN'T LOSE YOU" e-mails. SOOOOO 15

Further justification to lead your love interest to his/her death in game 1, IMO.
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Woohoo Cthulhu said:


Don't listen to Dr. Moustache.


LISTEN TO DR. MOUSTACHE. It's a giant and very effective cocktease FOR NOTHING

LIKE ALL WOMEN
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Dr. Moustache 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Zenobia said:
LISTEN TO DR. MOUSTACHE. It's a giant and very effective cocktease FOR NOTHING

LIKE ALL WOMEN


YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH.

YOU WILL BE MY NEW DISCIPLE.
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Ak 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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It would be awesome if they really fucked instead of hugging intensely.

Kind of like a rated R movie. But whatevs.

Not relevant is the image below.

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Ryan the Lion 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Zenobia said:
ORE SPOILERS
Allison said:SPOILERS.... It's even worse with dumbass Kaiden (and ashley, if you let that bitch live) because he finds out you're alive and instead of rushing into your arms thankful that, you know.. you're ALIVE... he gets pissed th...
Dr. Moustache said:
Zenobia said:LISTEN TO DR. MOUSTACHE. It's a giant and very effective cocktease FOR NOTHING LIKE ALL WOMENYOU SPEAK THE TRUTH. YOU WILL BE MY NEW DISCIPLE.


So your main complaint is that you didn't get to see some dope quarian titties? Shit, if it's that important to you - www.e-hentai.org
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B======D 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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I think, like me, they just wanted to see her face. WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE UNDER THE MASK?!?!?!



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Ak 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Mother of God
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Dr. Moustache 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Anal Rape Tsunami said:
I think, like me, they just wanted to see her face. WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE UNDER THE MASK?!?!?!

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Yes! I don't care about seeing her tittays (okay, well, I do, but I wouldn't fault the game for not showing 'em), but SHEPHERD got to see her face, so WHY DIDN'T WE?! Seriously, that totally broke the fourth wall for me, and it was terrible. We're supposed to BE Shepherd, so everything he sees, we should see. Also, I want to see what her skin/body is like under her suit.

When they gave me that cop-out, I literally screamed at my computer. I was so pissed.
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Erics 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Just wanted to pop in and say DAMN I'M EXCITED FOR THIS GAME.
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B======D 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Quoting your original thread post just for good measure.

I reacted with equal feelings of hatred towards EA after not seeing Tali's face.

Dr. Moustache said:
SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS

WHAT.

WHAT.

I got TOTALLY FUCKING GYPPED.

For the entire fucking game, I was looking forward to boning the shit out of Tali, and finally seeing what kind of hot alien body was under that suit.

Well GUESS WHAT. They didn't show a god-damned thing! She jumps on top of me, fully clothed, and then it cuts away.

THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE, EA. I AM INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

Other than that and the stupid mineral probing, this game was really, really awesome.


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Senator Hideki 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Woohoo Cthulhu said:


Don't listen to Dr. Moustache. The romance option for Tali is solid and really endearing. The only aspect of it that I can see being a let down is that you don't get to see Tali's face or any of those luscious curves.

The lead up betwee...


So is Tali a more fitting romance for Paragon, Renegade, or either?
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Fievel 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Tali's definitely a Paragon runthrough.

I find the best Renegade runthrough with a guy is Jack for the sex, then Miranda for the long haul.
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Tulip O'Hare 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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Woohoo Cthulhu said:


So your main complaint is that you didn't get to see some dope quarian titties? Shit, if it's that important to you - www.e-hentai.org


No, my main complaint is that I got to see her... jump. And that was it. Every other romance, you at least get some freakin' kissing.
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Michi 4 years ago on 12/14/10
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You guys I can't decide whether to go with Jacob or Garrus. Send help.

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