Pee Chat “OLD PEOPLE THREAD” by marinasaurus rex fukkake 2 years ago on 01/29/11 Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!" Ross, a combination of walking down the hill last night to get something to eat and cleaning the whole upstairs this morning has left me incapacitated.  Barney Stinson 2 years ago on 01/29/11 Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans" Tender Roni said: Uh, beets are amazing. Any kid between 0 and now should love beets.  Tulip O'Hare 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Used Panties From Dry Ice Dildo I own Barry Manilow albums and multiple sets of long underwear. PS: Moonage Daydream said: Fleetwood Mac is old people music? I know lotsa 20somethings who like Fleetwood Mac. Little River Band, though... WELL NOW I'VE HEARD ABOUT THE LONESOME LOSER  Squee 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Hentai DVDs named "Oh god, so many tentacles!!!!!" After returning from Iraq I was told I have the knees of someone twice my age, and I've been using orthopedic insoles for the last 3-4 years.
I've also noticed recently that if I don't get a good amount of sleep (at least 6-7 hours) I'm fucking useless. I remember the days that I could survive on <4 hours a night.  marinasaurus rex 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Shark With Frickin' Laser named "Raymond" I got drunk mad drunk and danced my ass off in boots with heels. iMA REGRET THIS WHEN IWAKE UP AGAIN Moderator Tender Roni Says:   madilicious 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Censored Sushi *gasp* marinasaurus rex said: OMG me too. Wild zero drinking game. I think I may have pulled something trying to lift my backpack full of beer.  Frito 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Issue of Newtype I'm considering sleeping with wrist braces cause my hands are so cranky.  Tender Roni 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "negative..." I was totally chatting with Marina while she was polishing those boots, and I was drinking wine :)  Beardbeardly 2 years ago on 01/30/11 I sometimes need a cane because the condition of my legs is best described as "clusterfucked".  Dia 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "It helps with the DRILLBIT MANEUVER!" I have really debilitating lower back pain that sometimes makes me cry when I sneeze because it jolts so bad!
Also I get really angry at highschoolers!  RogueSamus 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Pocket Link named "Snooki" I pee my pants on a regular basis Moderator Boudicca Says:   Devi 2 years ago on 01/30/11 Equipped: Lawn Gnome named "Pablo" My hands are usually stiff in the morning and I always have to leave parties early because I have work the next day. Tender Roni 2 years ago on 01/31/11 Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "negative..." I like to watch old people shows like 48hours!  Mac 2 years ago on 01/31/11 Equipped: Ticket for the Man Train My knees been out since two days ago. Didn't even injure it.
I can't eat anything but bland crap cause my acid reflux is killing me. oh and I have gaaaaaassssssss.  Boudicca 2 years ago on 01/31/11 Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!" I have arthritis in my left leg and if it's too hot or I wear heels my foot swells like a balloon.
I love beets too! If anyone calls or stops by my house after 9 p.m. I raise an eyebrow. If the neighbor kids run through my yard, I peek out the blinds and mutter. Uma will open the door and glare at them. If I have to bend over for more than five minutes, I'm all hunched over and it takes a while to straighten back up. If I laugh too hard, I will pee. If I lay in one position too long at night, my legs will cramp and my arm will fall asleep.  MamaSkull 2 years ago on 01/31/11 Equipped: Technique Scroll: "Mega Pimp Slap" named "The Raging Mom" Every time I have to jump up and down in Zumba class, I pee a little.
My left knee's flexibility is going and I'm considering taking a supplement for it. I can't hear right if I don't have my contacts in, and I can't see jack shit without my contacts. Like not even the computer screen. marinasaurus rex 2 years ago on 01/31/11 Equipped: Shark With Frickin' Laser named "Raymond" Tender Roni said: Ange: WHATCHA DOOION Marina: EATIN' PUDDIN' AND SHINING MY BOOTS and ima start texting you when I'm drunk it's one of my (new) New Years resolutions. I gotta post pics of them too 'cause they're amazinggg madilicious said: dude you gotta watch out for that Wild Zero drinking game. That'll fuck you UP  thetealappeal 2 years ago on 01/31/11 Equipped: Cursed Videotape. Seven days starting.... NOW. named "A Bugs Life" It's 6:30pm and I'm debating a nap. madilicious 2 years ago on 01/31/11 Equipped: Wand Of Destruction Naps are the BEST! I took one around one this afternoon. :)
Then promptly realized I'd slept oddly and my bad elbow was all sorts of ouchy. Erika 2 years ago on 02/01/11 Equipped: Dante's Ebony+Ivory named "+4 to BADASS" I take enough pills now every day to appreciate the very autumn palette they've got going on. | Geek dating and social networking for awesome people.OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products. |
