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Pee Chat “OLD PEOPLE THREAD” by marinasaurus rex

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fukkake 3 years ago on 01/29/11
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Ross, a combination of walking down the hill last night to get something to eat and cleaning the whole upstairs this morning has left me incapacitated.
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Barney Stinson 3 years ago on 01/29/11
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Tender Roni said:
Also, I love beets :)


Uh, beets are amazing.

Any kid between 0 and now should love beets.
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Tulip O'Hare 3 years ago on 01/30/11
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I own Barry Manilow albums and multiple sets of long underwear.
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Moonage Daydream said:
My iPod mix includes Fleetwood Mac and the Little River Band.


Fleetwood Mac is old people music? I know lotsa 20somethings who like Fleetwood Mac.

Little River Band, though... WELL NOW I'VE HEARD ABOUT THE LONESOME LOSER
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Squee 3 years ago on 01/30/11
Equipped: Hentai DVDs named "Oh god, so many tentacles!!!!!"
After returning from Iraq I was told I have the knees of someone twice my age, and I've been using orthopedic insoles for the last 3-4 years.

I've also noticed recently that if I don't get a good amount of sleep (at least 6-7 hours) I'm fucking useless. I remember the days that I could survive on <4 hours a night.
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marinasaurus rex 3 years ago on 01/30/11
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I got drunk mad drunk and danced my ass off in boots with heels. iMA REGRET THIS WHEN IWAKE UP AGAIN

Moderator Tender Roni Says:

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madilicious 3 years ago on 01/30/11
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marinasaurus rex said:
I got drunk mad drunk and danced my ass off in boots with heels. iMA REGRET THIS WHEN IWAKE UP AGAIN


OMG me too. Wild zero drinking game. I think I may have pulled something trying to lift my backpack full of beer.
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Frito 3 years ago on 01/30/11
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I'm considering sleeping with wrist braces cause my hands are so cranky.
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Tender Roni 3 years ago on 01/30/11
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I was totally chatting with Marina while she was polishing those boots, and I was drinking wine :)
 
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Beardbeardly 3 years ago on 01/30/11
I sometimes need a cane because the condition of my legs is best described as "clusterfucked".
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Dia 3 years ago on 01/30/11
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I have really debilitating lower back pain that sometimes makes me cry when I sneeze because it jolts so bad!

Also I get really angry at highschoolers!
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RogueSamus 3 years ago on 01/30/11
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I pee my pants on a regular basis

Moderator Boudicca Says:

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Devi 3 years ago on 01/30/11
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My hands are usually stiff in the morning and I always have to leave parties early because I have work the next day.
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Tender Roni 3 years ago on 01/31/11
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I like to watch old people shows like 48hours!
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Mac 3 years ago on 01/31/11
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My knees been out since two days ago. Didn't even injure it.

I can't eat anything but bland crap cause my acid reflux is killing me.

oh and I have gaaaaaassssssss.
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Boudicca 3 years ago on 01/31/11
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I have arthritis in my left leg and if it's too hot or I wear heels my foot swells like a balloon.

I love beets too!

If anyone calls or stops by my house after 9 p.m. I raise an eyebrow.

If the neighbor kids run through my yard, I peek out the blinds and mutter. Uma will open the door and glare at them.

If I have to bend over for more than five minutes, I'm all hunched over and it takes a while to straighten back up.

If I laugh too hard, I will pee.

If I lay in one position too long at night, my legs will cramp and my arm will fall asleep.
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MamaSkull 3 years ago on 01/31/11
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Every time I have to jump up and down in Zumba class, I pee a little.

My left knee's flexibility is going and I'm considering taking a supplement for it.

I can't hear right if I don't have my contacts in, and I can't see jack shit without my contacts. Like not even the computer screen.
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marinasaurus rex 3 years ago on 01/31/11
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Tender Roni said:
I was totally chatting with Marina while she was polishing those boots, and I was drinking wine :)


Ange: WHATCHA DOOION
Marina: EATIN' PUDDIN' AND SHINING MY BOOTS

and ima start texting you when I'm drunk it's one of my (new) New Years resolutions. I gotta post pics of them too 'cause they're amazinggg

madilicious said:


OMG me too. Wild zero drinking game. I think I may have pulled something trying to lift my backpack full of beer.


dude you gotta watch out for that Wild Zero drinking game. That'll fuck you UP
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thetealappeal 3 years ago on 01/31/11
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It's 6:30pm and I'm debating a nap.
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madilicious 3 years ago on 01/31/11
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Naps are the BEST! I took one around one this afternoon. :)
Then promptly realized I'd slept oddly and my bad elbow was all sorts of ouchy.
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Erika 3 years ago on 02/01/11
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I take enough pills now every day to appreciate the very autumn palette they've got going on.

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