Pee Chat “OLD PEOPLE THREAD” by marinasaurus rex Bad Wolf 2 years ago on 03/06/11 Equipped: SPORK OF ENLIGHTENMENT named "El Cuchador" My knees are both very bad, I'm blind without my glasses, and just recently I've noticed that my joints crack almost immediately when I'm trying to tip toe around my place so I don't wake up my roommate. WTF.  Business Mouse 2 years ago on 03/08/11 Equipped: Map to Secret Ninja Hideout I need to stretch each morning or I will get back pain from sitting down too long
:(  Pixie~ 2 years ago on 03/09/11 Equipped: Alucard's 454 Casull named "Trio of Doom rolls mad deep." I yelled "Get out of here, go home!" at three little boys who were playing in the common area between our townhouses because I wanted to smoke my cigarette in peace.  Beltane 2 years ago on 03/10/11 Equipped: Hide (Leopard Hat Ver.) named "He's not really dead, he's just resting!" Don't talk about being old until at least your thirties! You people are making me feel like I should already be dead and buried.  CHARIZARD 2 years ago on 03/14/11 Equipped: Tentacle named "Currently Seeking: LITTLE GIRLS." My butt hurts a lot because of a horse accident...  Tulip O'Hare 2 years ago on 04/17/11 Equipped: Used Panties From Dry Ice Dildo I can't eat candy cereals straight anymore. I have to cut them 50/50 with something bland like Cheerios.  fangy 2 years ago on 04/17/11 Equipped: Alucard's 454 Casull named "Clown Murker" I just nerd-raged for 20 straight minutes about teenagers to Nicole. Hilarity ensued. wumpscut242 2 years ago on 04/17/11 Equipped: Go-Go Yubari's Ball named "22 To Go" I can't drink 6 cups of coffee a day any more (more like 12 cups if we're talking units instead of small-size paper cups)  Shot Dad 2 years ago on 04/18/11 Equipped: Issue of Newtype fangy said: Please tell me there was an angry fist being shook in the air. XD  Squee 2 years ago on 04/18/11 Equipped: Hentai DVDs named "Oh god, so many tentacles!!!!!" My knees hurt from this weekend, and my back feels like a solid slab of meat instead of the awesome flowing muscles it should be...  Boudicca 20 months ago on 09/18/11 Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!" We ate in the student dining hall tonight when we took Lord Farious back to college after his weekend visit and Uma pointed out that no one was paying any attention to us at all. As old farts, we were so far beneath these young hip guys and gals that we could have been wearing potato sacks and carrying boat paddles and they wouldn't have noticed.
Plus they all looked like they were twelve.  DinoRawr 19 months ago on 10/03/11 This morning I got a orthopedic pillow for my chair at work because without it my back feels like little metal heads are using my spinal column as the percussion section for their little person black metal band.
Ouch it hurts.... When did I become crotchety. I feel like I should be yelling at some children to get off my lawn. Boudicca 19 months ago on 10/03/11 Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!" It has gotten a little cooler and my fingers are freezing and hurting and I don't like it!  Ryan the Lion 19 months ago on 10/03/11 Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "Knife-proof bionic hand!" I'm so old, I forgot this thread existed.  Clara 19 months ago on 10/03/11 Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by libations I've been drinking prune juice for the last week.
How old is that?  LeTonzy 19 months ago on 10/10/11 Equipped: Ticket for the Man Train named "there's a train i wouldn't mind riding on" I hurt my lower back doing a sit up then again getting out of bed to fast. I had to go to the doctor. PS: I also walk every where and drink gas.  kashira 19 months ago on 10/12/11 Equipped: Embarassing Yaoi Fanfiction by kashira named "The Story Of Eppy and Fievel" I really want to stay up to watch American Horror Story tonight but I know I will probably just fall asleep at quarter after 10 like I do every night because I am 97 years old. Tulip O'Hare 19 months ago on 10/14/11 Equipped: Giant Robot named K-Devil named "Big Brother Is Watching You" Lately I'd rather stay home than go out to most bars, just because I don't want to go to a loud, noisy place where you have to yell instead of talk.  WWNSX 19 months ago on 10/14/11 Equipped: Flux Capacitor named "Wooooooooaahhhhhh" Tulip O'Hare said: This as long as we can have some Jazz playing in the background. Boudicca 19 months ago on 10/27/11 Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!" I worked til 3 am and had to get back up for a call at 6 am. Drank two huge cups of coffee in an hour while waiting on Production to queue it up. I had to IM QA to find out it had been cancelled. Went back to bed at 8:30 and slept hard (even with the coffee) and got back up at 11:30 for work.
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