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Pee Chat “OLD PEOPLE THREAD” by marinasaurus rex

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Princess Leah 5 years ago on 11/19/11
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I turned 26 yesterday, I feel like I should be a proper adult now
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tachikoma 5 years ago on 11/20/11
Equipped: Leg Upgrade: "High Jump Boots" named "JumpJump Boots"
Totally scheduling my second knee surgery on Monday! Hell ya 21 going on 70!!
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NekoStar 5 years ago on 11/20/11
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I spent my Saturday night at home with my sewing machine watching ABC Family.

Moderator marinasaurus rex Says:

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fukkake 5 years ago on 11/20/11
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That is okay Katy. I spent my Saturday night curled up with my Cat watching Animal Planet. I fell asleep by 8:00pm.
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marinasaurus rex 5 years ago on 11/20/11
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yeah I spent last night next to the fire, with my cat, watching Planet Earth
 
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Britishly Delicious 5 years ago on 11/20/11
I bought two packs of washing powder because they were on sale.
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Krissytokyo 5 years ago on 11/20/11
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I wait for sales on already cheap shit, I.e cat food.

If I sleep until 9am I feel like half my day is gone.

I get sleepy and I am in bed everynight before 10pm.

I am going on 23...next year. Lolololol.
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fukkake 5 years ago on 11/21/11
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Krissytokyo said:
I get sleepy and I am in bed everynight before 10pm.


Oh man, John is always like "Why do you go to bed so EARLY? You are ALWAYS tired!!!"

Oh well! Old lady I is!
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Krissytokyo 5 years ago on 11/21/11
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fukkake said:


Oh man, John is always like "Why do you go to bed so EARLY? You are ALWAYS tired!!!"

Oh well! Old lady I is!


Aw, my guy is the same way! Halloween I pulled a literal all nighter, the first since maybe when I was 19 or 20..

I was sure I was going to fall asleep driving home, I even debated pulling over, parking and napping. My drive was maybe 30 minutes total.
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WWNSX 5 years ago on 11/21/11
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Krissytokyo said:

I was sure I was going to fall asleep driving home, I even debated pulling over, parking and napping. My drive was maybe 30 ...


No matter what age you are never ever fall asleep while driving. If you have to pull over and take a nap and be late to work etc; it's better doing that then getting into a car wreck and killing others and possibly dying yourself because you fell asleep at the wheel. I speak from personal experience on this.

I'm just glad my lower back/side stopped hurting after over a week. I must have really slept badly to be in pain that long.
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Major G 5 years ago on 11/21/11
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NekoStar said:
I spent my Saturday night at home with my sewing machine watching ABC Family.

That's how most of my Saturday nights have been since I was a kid.
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marinasaurus rex 5 years ago on 11/21/11
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Went to bed super tired, I woke up exhausted and dreamed about being super tired and going grey at my temples!! (but I was excited about the grey at least)
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Boudicca 5 years ago on 12/05/11
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Well, if having to get a partial doesn't qualify me for the old people thread, I'll get back to you when I need a hip replacement.
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umaburk 5 years ago on 12/05/11
Equipped: Fire Flower named "joe versus the volcano ... and the hurricane"
Logan watches Cocoon and says it's nice to see younger people get good acting roles.
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Business Mouse 4 years ago on 12/14/11
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I want to stay up to play games but I fall asleep too early, like around 10pm! :(
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DIJIDL 4 years ago on 12/14/11
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Met a cute girl at Starbucks, last night, and promptly lied to her that I was 24 when she told me she was 20.

It won't last, anyways... She doesn't genuinely like anything I care about; she's just hot.

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Boudicca 4 years ago on 12/14/11
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That doesn't qualify you for the Old People thread.


We don't have a Skeevy Douchebag thread but we can make one.

Moderator marinasaurus rex Says:

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DIJIDL 4 years ago on 12/14/11
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Pot meet kettle.

Woman lie about their age all of the time; especially, when they get older. I'm sure in a fair amount of those cases, it has to do with a gain of some kind where lying helps there odds.

Takes a doucheyness to cry out "douchebag", I guess.

Lying about your age when you get older is pretty common... Hence, qualifies.

Not all older people are suffering from incontinence and achy bones.

Moderator marinasaurus rex Says:

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marinasaurus rex 4 years ago on 12/14/11
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...lying about your age is always stupid, and lying to a girl you are trying to get with about your age is even more stupid, gross and majorly skeevy.

Either post about how you pooped your pants, threw your hip out or shot rock salt at some kids on your lawn.

By all means, please start a thread about being a huge creepo, I'd love to see what you do with it!
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fukkake 4 years ago on 12/14/11
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Wow, I really can't understand why you are single at all! With all these charming qualities you have displayed for us ladies across the board you should have women jumping to get your dick in their pants!

WTF?

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