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Gen. Chat “I Asked Fukkake To Marry Me And She Said... ” by m1cnBot

 
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m1cnBot 3 years ago on 02/20/11

Story Originally Posted By: John Booty



..."yes!" There's a sucker born every minute.

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John Booty 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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I like how our site's primitive technology makes it sound like m1cnbot asked her.
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nomad 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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HOLY SHIT, LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY CONGRATULATION...






LET ME ALSO BE THE FIRST SHE COMMITS ADULTERY WITH.







OR HE.

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John Booty 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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For the record I proposed to her next to a Van Gogh painting at the Phila. Art Museum because I thought it seemed about right to ask her while surrounded by a bunch of the other most heart-destroyingly beautiful things this race of monkeys has ever produced. Also, we were next to a fountain, and I felt it would have made an excellent thing for her to push me in to if the answer was "no."

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Ak 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! So when's the wedding so I can cry like a baby at how happy I am for you two

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Ryan the Lion 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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This is the best news.
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John Booty 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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Scene of the crime. (Sunflowers isn't my favorite Van Gogh painting, but... whatever. If this museum's good enough for Rocky, it's good enough for us!)

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Scarlett 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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John Booty 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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Another thing that happened at this place.

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DoomMonky 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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Grats guys! Way to lock that shit down, Boots!
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wolfspud 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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Oh excellent, congrats! It is a great place to ask, at least its still too cold for the fountains to have been turned on though. Congrats again
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Britishly Delicious 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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Awwwwwww

YOU GUYS!

<3
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The Kareem of Wheat 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

CONGRATULATIONS!
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Icewind 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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I'm surprised she didn't say yes, then push you in the water. ;)

Congrats, guys!
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Zordon 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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Pretty ring :D
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tranoid no ki 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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I can still see the tears in her eyes in that pic. So proud of you guys. I can't wait to see the happy couple! :D
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fukkake 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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I am sooooooooo happy!!! I love this man and I love you all too! Thankies for the happy wishes and love!
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Lindze 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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congrats you guys!!! that is so awesome!!
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Madam GMILF 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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Congratulations John and Steph! Much love for both of you, and I wish you many years of happiness together!
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BroBra 3 years ago on 02/20/11
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This is awesome! Congratulations!

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