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Johnny Landmine 7 years ago on 04/01/11
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Matthew said:
PS: I've always dreamed of that perfect karaoke night where everything is so right and the crowd is so on that someone can pull off an "all together now" "American Pie" by Don McLean.


Man, my impossible dream karaoke night is one where an all-together-now "American Pie" doesn't happen.

Granted around here, karaoke rarely means a full-bar affair.
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Matthew 7 years ago on 04/02/11
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johnn O))) said:

Granted around here, karaoke rarely means a full-bar affair.


Quit watching the sun rise, jump like John Carter to Ohio, and get you some Dirtyoke, son.
PS: Anyone need to, borrow a comma?
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(s)Aint Chimo 7 years ago on 04/02/11
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Pink Floyd-Great Gig in the Sky
Minnie Riperton - Lovin' You Lyrics
Richard Harris - Macarthur Park
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K-Devil 7 years ago on 04/10/11
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Matthew said:
Also, anything Metallica


LizDarcy said:
ANYTHING by Journey


I can't help it if I can pull these off and you can't.

Billy Joel, "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant."

Found out last night that Tool's "AEnima" is an awful choice too. I sense a challenge there...
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Oliphaunt 7 years ago on 04/10/11
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Richard Strauss - Also sprach Zarathustra
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The Mad Bubbler 7 years ago on 04/10/11
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Matthew said:
I've been known to bust out some long Cat Stevens jams with falsetto solos (Taxi) when really drunk, stand back you amateurs.
You mean 'Taxi' by Harry Chapin? Because that song is pretty amazing.
Toilet Robin Hood said:
Divinyls - I Touch Myself
Fuck you. One of the best songs ever.

Bad:
'Picture' by Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock

and 'Butterfly Kisses,' by whatever talentless hack wrote and/or performed it.- because it's pretty much the worst song ever, and no one should ever perform it.
PS: Ever.
PS: Was not trying to sound like a know-it-all in that last post, was just making sure I was thinking of the same song.
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Moonage Daydream 7 years ago on 04/11/11
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Matthew said:
Also, anything Metallica


See I do a great Enter Sandman, and I think drop-tuned metal chords are hilarious when translated into MIDI

LizDarcy said:
ANYTHING by Journey


What!? "Separate Ways" is among the BEST karaoke songs!

(s)Aint Chimo said:
Richard Harris - Macarthur Park


What!? Man I do NOT think I could successfully karaoke with some of you people.
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Johnny Landmine 7 years ago on 04/11/11
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Hodor said:


See I do a great Enter Sandman, and I think drop-tuned metal chords are hilarious when translated into MIDI


"Raining Blood" is one of my favorites to do, but the first time I heard it, the MIDI Slayer made me laugh-cry so hard I almost couldn't keep it together.

Also yeah, what, Journey? Saying Journey make the worst karaoke songs is like saying Hodor is one of the worst posters: just absolutely crazy but thankfully nobody would believe it.

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Johnny Landmine 5 years ago on 10/10/13
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"Soft as Snow but Warm Inside," the My Bloody Valentine song where Kevin Shields sings the words "I'm cumming"
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trampersand 5 years ago on 10/20/13
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Last night at a gay bar a very old man who was NO JOKE wearing lederhosen sang a warbling version of She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy. Worse thing or best thing?
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umaburk 5 years ago on 10/20/13
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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
PS: I got a Vanilla Fudge karaoke CD for Christmas and so far it's pretty damned impossible to capture the heroin-high vibe in You Keep Me Hanging On.
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Bad Mongo 5 years ago on 10/23/13
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The Battle Hymn of the Republic
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fangy 5 years ago on 10/31/13
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Pretty Fly - The Offspring



Actually, anything by The Offspring. I mean, he doesn't really... sing, does he? It's kind of singing, but it's kind of him just shouting words.

Not hatin', I love The Offspring.
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Tim 4 years ago on 12/22/13
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If tonight is any indication, anything by Spice Girls or Back Street Boys are a bad choice :(

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