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The End “I have a frivolous announcement to make.” by LORD AWESOME

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LORD AWESOME 5 years ago on 05/03/11
Equipped: Rope Of Infinite Bondage named "Throw me a lifeline."
I just changed the cat litter, and should have all my laundry done by tomorrow night.

That is all.
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Boudicca 5 years ago on 05/03/11
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
I just made a pot of coffee.
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marinasaurus rex 5 years ago on 05/03/11
Equipped: Shark With Frickin' Laser named "Raymond"
I just drank a pot of coffee!
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wumpscut242 5 years ago on 05/03/11
Equipped: Map to Secret Pirate Hideout named "I Know Where Them Pirate Chicks Keep Their Booty!"
I just saved a lot of money by not switching to Geico
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Amanda 5 years ago on 05/03/11
Equipped: Comfy Pillow
My left hand is warm!

My right hand is cold!

My laptop has an exhaust vent on the left side!
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Walter! 5 years ago on 05/03/11
Equipped: Apple named "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
I'm not wearing pants.
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Barney Stinson 5 years ago on 05/03/11
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
I put arnica on the back of my calves and they feel a lot better now.
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Boudicca 5 years ago on 05/04/11
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
A bug crawled down my shirt. I think. I felt it but I can't find it.
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Johnny Landmine 5 years ago on 05/04/11
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
I'm holding back a sneeze but I don't know why; I am alone at the moment.
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LORD AWESOME 5 years ago on 05/04/11
Equipped: Rope Of Infinite Bondage named "Throw me a lifeline."
I just realized this thread might as well be Twitter.
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Barney Stinson 5 years ago on 05/04/11
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
Which is awesome for those of us who never use twiiter! :D
PS: I have a pretty daisy in my hair.
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soulbird 5 years ago on 05/04/11
Equipped: Fake manga with pages stuck together named "Project SKEET SKEET VIV 2010"
I just took a shower but I still look like a dirty hippie.
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bluemajik 5 years ago on 05/05/11
Equipped: MC Hammer Pants. Please, don't hurt 'em!
Still American as fuck.
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Peabody 5 years ago on 05/06/11
Equipped: Technique scroll: "Bitch Slap" named "Peabody's Receipt of Expenses. *RAGEQUIT*"
Oh cool, my new SOG tanto came in the mail.
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Kapt Dai 5 years ago on 05/07/11
Equipped: Icha Icha Paradise
I'm watching firefly for the 1st time.
PS: wait, that doesn't really qualify as frivolous in this community, does it.

Moderator LORD AWESOME Says:

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Krissytokyo 5 years ago on 05/07/11
Equipped: Blow Up Doll of the Finest Quality named "No Needledicks Plz."
I haven't taken a shower yet. I feel dirty.
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Walter! 5 years ago on 05/07/11
Equipped: Apple named "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
I'm in a bad mood and I want to make cookies.
 
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Hunky Dory 5 years ago on 05/20/11
I am awake.
 
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Mr. Francis York Morgan 5 years ago on 05/20/11
I've avoided a hangover but I absolutely do not want to be awake. Or go into work. Where is bed?
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LORD AWESOME 5 years ago on 05/20/11
Equipped: Rope Of Infinite Bondage named "Throw me a lifeline."
My fried eggs have spread and cooked in the shape of some sort of thrown blade weapon.

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