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Fatty Talk “Spam” by Chrispy

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Chrispy 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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Seriously, I love spam. I rarely eat it, but once in a while I get a craving for the stuff. Anyone else like a little mystery in their lives?
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Matthew 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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I love Deviled Ham, which isn't all that different, except it is more granular and a little more spicy/mustardy.

I bought a can or two of SPAM last year and tried really hard to like it, but I couldn't get it to taste like anything besides salt. The best thing I made out of it was a bbq SPAM and cheese sandwich.

I know there is love for SPAM in me somewhere, it's a canned pork product. I just need to get the right recipe. Cold from the can doesn't work for me (which is my preferred way to eat deviled ham these days).
PS: Probably I just need to visit Hawaii.
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Chrispy 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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I fry my spam and eat it with rice.

Scrambled eggs and spam is pretty good, too.

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Britishly Delicious 3 years ago on 07/08/11
Spam fritters and sriracha.

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Float 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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You can thin slice it and fry up some spacon!

Fried is usually best. Spam/pineapple/onion skewers on the grill would be tasty too.
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Moonage Daydream 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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Korean army stew
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NekoStar 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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Chrispy said:
I fry my spam and eat it with rice. Scrambled eggs and spam is pretty good, too.


Oh Chrispy, you so Asian! (This is how I eat it too)

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Madam GMILF 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
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BroBra 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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I would be totally fine with eating fresh home made spam, pig parts are always a good time, the thought of meat out of a can just makes me want to vom.
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Barney Stinson 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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How is India still dating you after this confession? Does she even know yet?
 
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nategri 3 years ago on 07/08/11
Matthew said:
"PS: Probably I just need to visit Hawaii."


Yeah they even got spam on the McDonald's breakfast menu in Hawaii. Unfortunately the only Really Weird Hawaiian Spam Thing I've tried during my trips out there is a spam musubi. Which was nasty.

Although it was from a pretty low rent convenience store so YMMV.
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Dia 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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Battlestar Galactica said:
How is India still dating you after this confession? Does she even know yet?


Dude my mom even likes Spam!
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Barney Stinson 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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Yeah but your mom rules.
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Dia 3 years ago on 07/08/11
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Well, thankfully, so does Chris!
PS: Though let's be honest my mom probably rules more.
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Barney Stinson 3 years ago on 07/09/11
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hahaha. im just teasing. spam is delicious when matt miller makes it into sushi hawaiian style!
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Johnny Landmine 3 years ago on 07/09/11
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The second best part about camping is that camping means fire-grilled Spam with cheese melted on it for breakfast.




Pissing on trees.
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Lord_BullGod 3 years ago on 07/09/11
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I dream of the day I eat spam with Chris and Katy and we wonder together how insane white folk are for looking down on Spam.
PS: I love to eat Spam when I'm in Philly
I love to eat Spam when it is chilly
I love to eat Spam here and there
I love to eat Spam off Gavin's mom's pubic hairs
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Barney Stinson 3 years ago on 07/09/11
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=OOOOOO
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Boudicca 3 years ago on 07/09/11
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This stuff is nasty.

But I love the corned beef in the can you have to open with the little key. White bread, mayo and pickles and you're good to go. Of course I haven't actually eaten it in fifteen years or more.

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Bad Wolf 3 years ago on 07/09/11
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nategri said:


Yeah they even got spam on the McDonald's breakfast menu in Hawaii. Unfortunately the only Really Weird Hawaiian Spam Thing I've tried during my trips out there is a spam musubi. Which was nasty.

Although it was from a pretty low rent c...


Spam musubi is delicious what are you talking about I just don't even...

Yeah, my first spam experience was done right and in Hawaii. Did you know they even have an entire song dedicated to spam musubi? Yeah. I can't find it on YouTube, though (but there sure as hell are a lot of other people who made their own "I love Spam" songs).


I first tried it paired with a seared ahi tuna and fried spam rice. Yum.

PS: I too also rarely eat it, but it's not so bad every now and then.

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