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The End “Owned By A Little Girl” by Dia

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Dia 4 years ago on 07/26/11
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "It helps with the DRILLBIT MANEUVER!"
- Teddy bear
- Barbie missing one shoe
- Polly Pocket

Moderator A Study in Pink Says:

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Winter 4 years ago on 07/26/11
Equipped: Clue Stick named "Good for Beating"
- Sugar
- Spice
-Everything nice
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domminess 4 years ago on 07/26/11
Equipped: Box of Crayons named "I FREAKING LOVE COLORING"
-Care Bears
-Coloring Books
-She-Ra Princess of Power sword
 
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Oliphaunt 4 years ago on 07/26/11
- room full of silly dolls covered in cooties
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Barney Stinson 4 years ago on 07/27/11
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
-The key to my jail cell.
PS: Oh wait, I'm not Anti.
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Moonage Daydream 4 years ago on 07/27/11
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
A skirt that's about ten inches too short and ten years too early
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Anti 4 years ago on 11/09/11
Equipped: Blow Up Doll of the Finest Quality named "Vasha"
-My phone number.

Moderator tranoidnoki@buttmail.com Says:

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WWNSX 4 years ago on 11/09/11
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Haven't gotten any in months going to..KA-BOOM!"
- Cabbage Patch Kids
- My Little Pony
- Rainbow Brite
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A Study in Pink 4 years ago on 11/09/11
Equipped: Inappropriately Large Handful of Viagra named "Fuck, I will take any pill"
- ninja turtles to date the Barbies since Ken sucks and has no weapons
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domminess 4 years ago on 11/10/11
Equipped: Box of Crayons named "I FREAKING LOVE COLORING"
-barbie with a bad haircut that was given to her by the little girl herself
-dried out Play-Doh
-Easy Bake oven
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A Study in Pink 4 years ago on 11/10/11
Equipped: Inappropriately Large Handful of Viagra named "Fuck, I will take any pill"
yoyo?
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fukkake 4 years ago on 11/10/11
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!"

- Lite Brite
- Party Popple
- Hot Loops
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umaburk 4 years ago on 11/10/11
Equipped: Fire Flower named "joe versus the volcano ... and the hurricane"
- heart full of darkness and spite (for little boys)
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Dusty Pockets 4 years ago on 11/10/11
Equipped: Bi Curi-O's Cereal named "Taco flavored cereal?!"
-naked Barbies, many without heads
-T-rex
-gross old candy
-fake makeup of some description
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Anti 4 years ago on 11/13/11
Equipped: Blow Up Doll of the Finest Quality named "Vasha"
Run Amuck Duck said:
-naked Barbies, many without heads
-T-rex
-gross old candy
-fake makeup of some description


So not my type. Little girls like that are creepy.
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Creepy Stalker 4 years ago on 11/13/11
Equipped: N00dz of akanepanda
You're creeping me out, here.
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Senator Hideki 4 years ago on 11/17/11
Equipped: Galaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod" named "I will suck the life out of you, tee hee."
- Annie (no, not Annie Warbucks, Annie) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6za1bjxd-o

Oh, wait, you meant owned as in "possessed".










I have got to start playing fewer video games.
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Dusty Pockets 4 years ago on 11/18/11
Equipped: Bi Curi-O's Cereal named "Taco flavored cereal?!"
Anti said:


So not my type. Little girls like that are creepy.


Your reputation is false then because every little girl I know had at least two of those things.
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Anti 4 years ago on 11/19/11
Equipped: Blow Up Doll of the Finest Quality named "Vasha"
I like bitches with class!
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LeTonzy 3 years ago on 04/03/12
Equipped: Ticket for the Man Train named "there's a train i wouldn't mind riding on"
Went to get pizza with my little sister who was 7 at the time. The ice cream shop was advertising $.99 a scoop. When I saw this I yelled, " 99cents a scoop! Back in my day it was 59cents a scoop!" My little sister said, while patting me on the shoulder, "that's nice story grandpa"..owned!

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