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Dia 22 months ago on 07/26/11 Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "It helps with the DRILLBIT MANEUVER!" - Teddy bear
- Barbie missing one shoe - Polly Pocket Moderator A Study in Pink Says: ![]() Winter 22 months ago on 07/26/11 Equipped: Clue Stick named "Good for Beating" - Sugar
- Spice -Everything nice domminess 22 months ago on 07/26/11 Equipped: Box of Crayons named "I FREAKING LOVE COLORING" -Care Bears
-Coloring Books -She-Ra Princess of Power sword Barney Stinson 22 months ago on 07/27/11 Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans" -The key to my jail cell. PS: Oh wait, I'm not Anti. Moonage Daydream 22 months ago on 07/27/11 Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you" A skirt that's about ten inches too short and ten years too early Anti 18 months ago on 11/09/11 Equipped: Blow Up Doll of the Finest Quality named "Vasha" -My phone number. Moderator tranoid no ki Says: ![]() WWNSX 18 months ago on 11/09/11 Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Haven't gotten any in months going to..KA-BOOM!" - Cabbage Patch Kids
- My Little Pony - Rainbow Brite A Study in Pink 18 months ago on 11/09/11 Equipped: Inappropriately Large Handful of Viagra named "Fuck, I will take any pill" - ninja turtles to date the Barbies since Ken sucks and has no weapons domminess 18 months ago on 11/10/11 Equipped: Box of Crayons named "I FREAKING LOVE COLORING" -barbie with a bad haircut that was given to her by the little girl herself
-dried out Play-Doh -Easy Bake oven A Study in Pink 18 months ago on 11/10/11 Equipped: Inappropriately Large Handful of Viagra named "Fuck, I will take any pill" yoyo? fukkake 18 months ago on 11/10/11 Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!" - Lite Brite - Party Popple - Hot Loops umaburk 18 months ago on 11/10/11 Equipped: Fire Flower named "joe versus the volcano ... and the hurricane" - heart full of darkness and spite (for little boys) Dusty Pockets 18 months ago on 11/10/11 Equipped: Bi Curi-O's Cereal named "Taco flavored cereal?!" -naked Barbies, many without heads
-T-rex -gross old candy -fake makeup of some description Anti 18 months ago on 11/13/11 Equipped: Blow Up Doll of the Finest Quality named "Vasha" Run Amuck Duck said: So not my type. Little girls like that are creepy. Senator Hideki 18 months ago on 11/17/11 Equipped: Galaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod" named "I will suck the life out of you, tee hee." - Annie (no, not Annie Warbucks, Annie) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6za1bjxd-o
Oh, wait, you meant owned as in "possessed". I have got to start playing fewer video games. Dusty Pockets 18 months ago on 11/18/11 Equipped: Bi Curi-O's Cereal named "Taco flavored cereal?!" Anti said: Your reputation is false then because every little girl I know had at least two of those things. Anti 18 months ago on 11/19/11 Equipped: Blow Up Doll of the Finest Quality named "Vasha" I like bitches with class! LeTonzy 13 months ago on 04/03/12 Equipped: Ticket for the Man Train named "there's a train i wouldn't mind riding on" Went to get pizza with my little sister who was 7 at the time. The ice cream shop was advertising $.99 a scoop. When I saw this I yelled, " 99cents a scoop! Back in my day it was 59cents a scoop!" My little sister said, while patting me on the shoulder, "that's nice story grandpa"..owned! | Geek dating and social networking for awesome people.OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products. |