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Gen. Chat “Inventions and Ideas From Your Childhood” by Barney Stinson

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Barney Stinson 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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So I was going through some boxes, organizing to get rid of junk, and I came across all my ideas and documents from when I was a small kid. This stuff is pretty amazing to go through. Such memories and hilariously writing. I have a lot to share with you all, but I will try and stick to only one post a day.

I also look forward to the rest of you contributing to this thread and showing what you worked on as a kid. Just go to your storage or attic and pull out boxes and start going through them!

To start, this little gem is from 1994. I was 12. My friend Corey and I were obsessed with the Power Rangers and V.R. Troopers, and one day we came up with an idea for a NEW TV show that Saban Entertainment could not live without. We wrote our letter on Corey's Apple computer using the most amazing font that Word Perfect had to offer.

We mailed one copy to Saban and mailed one copy to myself, leaving it sealed, so we would have proof that the idea was ours. Self notarization in a sense. Seventeen years later I am totally okay with opening this. Sorry for my lack of a scanner. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did.

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Moderator Zordon Says:

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Barney Stinson 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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And the post mark to show the date. Not like I think you guys don't believe me, I just this seeing such an old postmark is cool.

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Amanda 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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Take it or leave it. It's up to you.

Moderator Barney Stinson Says:

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Johnny Landmine 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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How come he got a tiger zord and you just got a dragonfly
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Barney Stinson 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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Dude. I love dragonflies. That was MY choice!
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Kaito 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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I would watch the shit out of that show.
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Spiral Knight 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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Dragonfly Zord seems pretty pimp to me.
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Walter! 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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I totally wrote someone a love letter in that same font, probably about that same year. Thank god it was lost eons ago.
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Zordon 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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Please resend that idea, best idea ever.
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nomad 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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Nice font
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Barney Stinson 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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I think tomorrow I will show off my schematics for my own video game console idea, "Androgynous 3".

Moderator Princess Shoujo Maiku Says:

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Bad Wolf 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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My friend and I wrote a letter to Justin Timberlake saying that he shouldn't marry Britney because she was batshit insane. We could tell. Also, we just didn't like Britney.

We never actually sent the letter and I don't think I ever printed it out, but just thinking about it makes me laugh. I had to be in early middle school, I don't remember.
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LeTonzy 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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Sir, I want to shake your hand! This is amazing, I demand Exodus Duo t-shirts!
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marinasaurus rex 8 years ago on 09/26/11
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"thrive in pain" oh my god Gavin this is hella precious!! I'd totally watch that show also. I want action figures.
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LeeChan 8 years ago on 09/27/11
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I think we have enough talented people on OB to make a pilot. What do you guys think?
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Deathwing 8 years ago on 09/27/11
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This is the best thing.
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Winter 8 years ago on 09/27/11
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LeeChan said:
I think we have enough talented people on OB to make a pilot. What do you guys think?


I will direct the FUCK out it.

Moderator Amanda Says:

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Scarlett 8 years ago on 09/27/11
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shaking and crying
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Zordon 8 years ago on 09/27/11
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Have Matt as the bad guy.
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Kev 8 years ago on 09/27/11
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Welp, I know what I'm cosplaying as at D*C next year!

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