 LeTonzy 18 months ago on 11/07/11 Equipped: Vash's Glasses How often to you screw up while talking? I do, a lot! It gets me into trouble. Here's an example, I was talking with saint chimo on the cell yesterday. What I wanted to say>Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum an Im all out of gum. what I said>Im here to chew ass and kick bubble, no wait. SHIT!
Whats some funny things you have said?  Float 18 months ago on 11/07/11 Equipped: Portable Campfire named "put it in your pocket and roast some weiners!" Often in an argument I will say the exact opposite of what I meant to say, which is always impossible to take back without you retaining any perceived conviction in your position.  Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 18 months ago on 11/08/11 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Every once in a while, I'll get tongue-tied and feel like an idiot. Thankfully, my friends don't say anything.  (s)Aint Chimo 18 months ago on 11/08/11 Equipped: Flux Capacitor I remember once my ex, Phil, was talking about getting hurt on something pointy and said, "That's how shit that sharp was!" We all laughed cos we didn't like him anyway.  LORD AWESOME 18 months ago on 11/09/11 Equipped: Rope Of Infinite Bondage named "Throw me a lifeline." Not as often as I screw while typing. PS: I mean screw UP while typing. Dammit! (s)Aint Chimo 18 months ago on 11/21/11 Equipped: Flux Capacitor named "Flux you!" Meant to say "I'm used to people putting things in the wrong place at work." I said, "I'm used to people putting it where they want!" Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 18 months ago on 11/23/11 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" I know, right?  Mel 18 months ago on 11/25/11 Equipped: Silly Pictures of noiwontsayplease named "I'm just holding them for a friend!" 1 in every 4 spiels I recite ends with "Yeah. What did I say?"  Bad Wolf 18 months ago on 11/26/11 Equipped: Sigil From Ed Elric's Coat named "Equivalent Exchange" For Thanksgiving I went to spend it with my roommate's family, who are Japanese. One of them was her cousin or something directly from there who was staying in Santa Monica as an exchange student, and he had a friend with him, Ryu. I meant to ask them if they had a holiday like Thanksgiving back in Japan, when in reality it came out as "Do you guys celebrate Thanksgiving". Because, you know, the Pilgrims first went to Japan. Then just got ran out of the country by samurais. LeTonzy 18 months ago on 11/30/11 Equipped: Vash's Glasses Thank you Rizu, that made my night! Im laughing hard in the library and people are ssshh'ing me. Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 17 months ago on 12/01/11 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" I occasionally say "lellow" instead of "yellow."  Johnny Landmine 17 months ago on 12/02/11 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" Rizu said: For what it's worth, that's almost not such a faux pas - Japan does have a "Labor Thanksgiving Day," and it's usually within a couple days of American Thanksgiving. Bad Wolf 17 months ago on 12/04/11 Equipped: Sigil From Ed Elric's Coat named "Equivalent Exchange" Johnny Landmine said: Thank you! I just worded it terribly. Shame that they didn't actually TELL me that when I asked; it would have made me feel a whole lot less stupid at the time. LeTonzy 13 months ago on 04/12/12 Equipped: Ticket for the Man Train named "there's a train i wouldn't mind riding on" I was at applebee's when I bumped into some former co-workers. I sit down to eat with them. The waitress comes up and I order. She asks, "super salad?" I asked " whats so super about it?" All the guys start laughing like crazy, Im confused. She asks again "super salad?" "WHATS SO SUPER ABOUT THE SALAD?!" My friends had to explain stuff to me, " Soup oooor Salad!" | Geek dating and social networking for awesome people.OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products. |
