Tess the Meanie 17 months ago on 12/09/11
Equipped: Pimp Hat named "I really do have a feather in my cap."
If she's ever been to Atlanta (which is more than likely), she doesn't even need to leave her car unlocked for something to happen.
fukkake 17 months ago on 12/09/11
Equipped: Cockblast of Vengence named "Crotchfire!"
Let's be honest, John is feeling inspired after hearing my brother's story of stealing something random (like the salt and pepper shakers or all the toilet paper) from a party so that when the host/s wakes up the next morning they are like "Who would steal...?"
So this is like his anti-that.
John Booty 17 months ago on 12/09/11
Equipped: Sparkledonkey's Gallbladder
Tess the Meanie said:
I remember in the 90s, when car stereo theft was highest, in some cities it almost made more sense to just leave your car unlocked because they were going to take your stereo no matter what and if you left your car unlocked then maybe you wouldn't have to replace a smashed window as well!
Moonage Daydream 17 months ago on 12/09/11
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
John Booty said:
I had a friend that did this for the reason you state (back in the 90s to boot!) and he soon discovered that a homeless person was spending cold nights in his car. The evidence for this was a vague smell (not coming from actual waste products being left in the car, as far as he could tell), and that every morning he would find a number of candy bar wrappers neatly folded and placed on the dashboard. He didn't put a stop to it because he saw no real harm being done, felt good that his car could be of use while parked on the street overnight, and was glad that at least the person in question was a neat freak.
Moderator Slade xTekno Says:
Bitch Tits 17 months ago on 12/09/11
Slade xTekno 17 months ago on 12/09/11
Equipped: Home Pregnancy Test named "Awww, shit."
Moonage Daydream said:
And the homeless guy sleeping in his car probably deterred would-be stereo thieves. Modern symbiosis!
Moderator John Booty Says:
DIJIDL 17 months ago on 12/10/11
I think I maxed-out my karmometer... Everything nice I do, now, is met with skepticism. So I am shitting on peoples good ideas, till I bring it back down.
Moderator tranoid no ki Says:
Donitsu 15 months ago on 01/30/12
Equipped: Spike Spiegel's Gun (Jericho 94)
Irony. Bad actions still net you karma.
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