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Gen. Chat “A Request! (That Might Get You Killed)” by John Booty

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Tess the Meanie 17 months ago on 12/09/11
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If she's ever been to Atlanta (which is more than likely), she doesn't even need to leave her car unlocked for something to happen.
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fukkake 17 months ago on 12/09/11
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Let's be honest, John is feeling inspired after hearing my brother's story of stealing something random (like the salt and pepper shakers or all the toilet paper) from a party so that when the host/s wakes up the next morning they are like "Who would steal...?"

So this is like his anti-that.
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John Booty 17 months ago on 12/09/11
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Tess the Meanie said:
If she's ever been to Atlanta (which is more than likely), she doesn't even need to leave her car unlocked for something to happen.

I remember in the 90s, when car stereo theft was highest, in some cities it almost made more sense to just leave your car unlocked because they were going to take your stereo no matter what and if you left your car unlocked then maybe you wouldn't have to replace a smashed window as well!
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Moonage Daydream 17 months ago on 12/09/11
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John Booty said:
I remember in the 90s, when car stereo theft was highest, in some cities it almost made more sense to just leave your car unlocked because they were going to take your stereo no matter what and if you left your car unlocked then maybe you wouldn't have to replace a smashed window as well!


I had a friend that did this for the reason you state (back in the 90s to boot!) and he soon discovered that a homeless person was spending cold nights in his car. The evidence for this was a vague smell (not coming from actual waste products being left in the car, as far as he could tell), and that every morning he would find a number of candy bar wrappers neatly folded and placed on the dashboard. He didn't put a stop to it because he saw no real harm being done, felt good that his car could be of use while parked on the street overnight, and was glad that at least the person in question was a neat freak.

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Bitch Tits 17 months ago on 12/09/11
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Im black, they would immediately think I was trying to steal the car. So fuck that shit
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Slade xTekno 17 months ago on 12/09/11
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Moonage Daydream said:
I had a friend that did this for the reason you state (back in the 90s to boot!) and he soon discovered that a homeless person was spending cold nights in his car. The evidence for this was a vague smell (not coming from actual waste products ...

And the homeless guy sleeping in his car probably deterred would-be stereo thieves. Modern symbiosis!

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DIJIDL 17 months ago on 12/10/11
I think I maxed-out my karmometer... Everything nice I do, now, is met with skepticism. So I am shitting on peoples good ideas, till I bring it back down.

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Donitsu 15 months ago on 01/30/12
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DIJIDL said:
I think I maxed-out my karmometer... Everything nice I do, now, is met with skepticism. So I am shitting on peoples good ideas, till I bring it back down.


Irony. Bad actions still net you karma.

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