I just remembered one of my past bandmates called me "Come Back Jonee" because I like Devo so much. I liked that one. "Johnny Landmine" was a real-life nickname before I started using it online; obviously I like it.

Never really had one I hated, but I'm glad nobody but my dad has ever called me "Johnner."

Like: K-Rocket, Drin, Drinny
Reserved for specific people: Wanners, Wanny, Drinnypoo, Adry
Dislike: Age, A.D.

Like: The FRAZ, Gorillla, Caveman, Triple Shot
Hate: Danny, Dave

Reviving ALL THE THREADS.

(I'm reviving this one for BC so that all you people can alternately annoy the crap out of whoever you're talking to/know what's best to call them, based off of your personal proclivities.)


I'm going to go ahead and finish RealityCzech's list for all of you so that I can hear about random conversations you start with him. I want transcripts! Also, someone who can use ALL OF THESE in one email/message will receive a jar of homemade rum caramel sauce in the mail. I would need a copy of the message sent to me as proof.

RealityCzech's favorites: Gunmonkey, monkey, grumpyface, monkeysaurus
RealityCech's annoy-o-trons: pumpkin, doodlebug, princess, Twilight Sparkle

And it's only fair that I give you mine too:

Phaedra's favorites: Lei, Kritha, Krith, Phae, Fred, Brunhilda/broom handle

Phaedra will kill you for: Lei-Lei, Leianna Banana, hun

There are few names that actually get on my nerves, but those three will do it each and every time. Dan's managed to get out a 'Leianna Banana' or two and not have me kill him, but I think it's because he thought he was being SO CLEVER with coming up with it. I don't think he noticed my eyeball twitching before it was too late.

Love: JD
Hate: J

My boyfriend gave me the stupid nickname of Twoburgers and I love it so much that it's my name on almost every social media site now. I will also accept Aly. But not Al, nor any variation on my last name (Rhodes).

Like: JKap, Kerplopowitz
Dislike: Joshie (I'm not 5 and you're not my grandmother)

Like: K (short short form of my old handle).

Dislike: Plenty, but I'm not telling you all, heh.

Like: Chris, Decoy, 'Stina
HATE: Chrissy

Like: Pinka
Dislike: Becca (NONONO)

Like: Fangy
Dislike: Goop, John Boy (both from my Dad and other family members)

Like: Talby
Dislike: Talbs

Momoko / Moe

Don't like being called a dude's name

Like: The Defendant

Dislike: Prisoner#34451

Like: B, Shou, & Papa Bear (only by a selected few people)
Dislike: Big Guy, Big Man, or Mr. G

Willy-Beez / LateForDinner

Like: My grandpa calls me Nickodemus.
Dislike: Jugs. And any other variation of it.

Daddy/ Titties. :(

Jenaaaaay / Sweet Cheeks

Likes: Doc
Dislike: Rosstipher (don't ask)