Tulip O'Hare 17 months ago on 12/28/11
Equipped: Eeeehhhhhh!!! named "Two Snaps Up in Z Formation"
Skull / Becky
Walter! 17 months ago on 12/28/11
Equipped: Apple named "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
Monster / Kathy
marinasaurus rex 17 months ago on 12/28/11
Equipped: Shark With Frickin' Laser named "Raymond"
Mina / Marnie
Boudicca 17 months ago on 12/28/11
Equipped: Lightsaber named "I AM the Dark Side, Motherfuckers!!"
seggs 17 months ago on 12/28/11
Equipped: All-New, Portable, Take-Anywhere Llama named "Tina"
Seany is reserved for those referring to me in rhetoric on behalf of those who cannot speak, such as babies or pets.
Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 17 months ago on 12/28/11
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Dia 17 months ago on 12/28/11
Equipped: Radtaculous Glove of POWWWEER named "It helps with the DRILLBIT MANEUVER!"
Jones/Ind (Yeah, somebody actually shortened my name to "Ind")
StuntCock 17 months ago on 12/28/11
Equipped: N00dz of Ali named "But she was naked! And all... articulate!"
Luchadorable 17 months ago on 12/28/11
Equipped: Hi-Potion named "quad espresso"
Taco or Teeny/Tina or Crissy-boo (which was only used by the assistant manager of the Starbucks I worked at in New York)
I'm really indecisive
Bad Wolf 17 months ago on 12/29/11
Equipped: Sigil From Ed Elric's Coat named "Equivalent Exchange"
Liz or Lizzy (my cousins call me this)/Beth
I actually cringe when I get called my full name. Elizabeth is pretty and all, but it's weird to me because the only people who call me that are my family, and it's usually when they're pissed at me or I'm in trouble. The only one who calls me Elizabeth all the time is my grandpa, and that's because he always has because he doesn't like the name "Liz".
I just don't like the name Beth by itself. I think it's bland and boring. I would even prefer Eliza if I couldn't choose "Liz/Lizzy".
Barney Stinson 17 months ago on 12/29/11
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
Gavinator / Gav
firstname.lastname@example.org 17 months ago on 12/29/11
Equipped: Portable Campfire named "HOLIDAY FIRE HAPPY EASTERRR ^_____^"
ITT I learn what to call you guys when I want to annoy the piss out of all of you :D
PS: but to be fair I will add myself to the list.
Spyke is what a few of my college buddies call me. When I was 18 and SO SUPAR KEWL I used to wear all of the spikes. The nickname just stuck.
Mikey. I hate that name. There are two people that get away with this. One of them is my Aunt Priscilla. The other is Frito. I have no idea why I let Josh get away with it. I just do.
Tess the Meanie 17 months ago on 12/29/11
Equipped: Servbots named "Huey, Louie, and whatever."
I'm not big on nicknames since my name is already short.
Tessy - Most generally accepted one, I think it's cute and traditional.
Tesstube - funniest and most original
Testes (or any form of that) - Annoying
Oshi 17 months ago on 12/29/11
Equipped: Galaxy's Most Dangerous Cute Lifeform: "Metriod" named "Squish"
Osh / Paulie
(s)Aint Chimo 17 months ago on 12/29/11
Equipped: Yuna's Tiny Bee named "the better to sting you with, my dear"
Kitty, Squee or Vikki Rikki Tavi/Pigtoria or Piggy Vicky (my mom thinks its cute, I don't think its cute)
Kerridwynne 17 months ago on 12/29/11
Equipped: Servbots named "Tom, Dick, and Harry"
Kerri or Wynn/Kar, Carrot, KareBear
aUdioquark 17 months ago on 12/29/11
Equipped: Banana named "practice."
V, Tori, Quark / Vicky, Moby Vic
I hate people calling me Vicky so much I don't even respond to it anymore. Not an ugly name or anything, its just not my god-damned name.
Chrispy 17 months ago on 12/29/11
Equipped: The Most Annoying Fairy Ever named "Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!"
Both were callsigns given to me by the pilots. Only one stuck. :(
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