D Boon “Welcome to a text adventure.” by Johnny Landmine Barney Stinson 15 months ago on 02/10/12 Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans" North.  Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/10/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" You are in a dense forest.
The forest stretches around you to all sides. There is a yellow glow over the trees to the south.  Moonage Daydream 15 months ago on 02/10/12 Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you" South
Take "M" from WELCOME mat Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/10/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" The letters on the welcome mat are recesses in the shag and you cannot take them.  Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/10/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Go South
Go South Enter House Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/10/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" You are in the living room of a small house. There is a green sofa and a coffee table here.
There is an open doorway to a kitchen in the east, an open door out to the field in the west and an elevator to the cave to the south. Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/10/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Go East Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/11/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" You are in the kitchen.
There is an open doorway to the living room in the west and a flight of wooden stairs leading up. Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/11/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Go up Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/11/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" You are in the attic of the small house. There is a table at the far end of the attic.
The attic is exceptionally well-lit. You are likely to be eaten by an eurg. Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/11/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Examine table Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" The table is an unremarkable wooden table with nothing on it.
You are likely to be eaten by an eurg.  Major Tom 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Espionage Codec named "C'mon, Snake, don't call me for no reason <3" Leave attic
Go West Go South Take elevator down Go North Enter Library Examine Rune Door in the NW corner of Library Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" The wooden door bears a mysterious carving of a single, short word in a runic alphabet you can't read. Above the word is a primitive illustration of a man and a woman, standing next to a figure seated on a throne atop a large disk.
The door is locked. Moonage Daydream 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you" Use key on door Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" The runic door unlocks.
You are in the bathroom of the underground library. There is a single sink and an ancient-looking toilet here. There is an imposing-looking metal door on the northeast wall. There is a black plastic upper-case "A" in the sink. The exit to the library is in the southeast. Barney Stinson 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans" Take "A"
NE Knock door Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" Taken.
The metal door does not move under your hand. Your knock makes a heavy, muffled sound. Barney Stinson 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans" Exit bathroom
Exit Library S Take elevator up N N N Use "A" Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Go Southeast
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