D Boon “Welcome to a text adventure.” by Johnny Landmine Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" Darth Gnosis said: The troll librarian says, "that's not my department." Barney Stinson said: As you insert the "A," you hear a loud clanging noise. The sign now reads: NOW SERVING BREAKFAST TIL 11AM  Moonage Daydream 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you" Open door Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" The restaurant door is locked.
The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter.  Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Approach counter
Present coupon for breakfast glory Moonage Daydream 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you" Knock door Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" Darth Gnosis said: The restaurant door is locked. The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter. Alistair Cookie said: The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter. Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Show coupon for breakfast glory  Barney Stinson 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans" Shit on his doorstep. Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" Darth Gnosis said: The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter. Barney Stinson said: I don't understand "shit." Barney Stinson 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans" Dance.
Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/12/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Wake up hornet
Inquire about dickhead employee Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/13/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" Barney Stinson said: You dance a modest little jig. The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter. Darth Gnosis said: The hornet sleepily crawls out of the can. "Howdy," he says. Darth Gnosis said: The hornet says, "Guy's a real piece of work. I remember one time, I was just mindin' my own beeswax out in the forest and here he comes a hootin' and a hollerin' the second he sees me, yellin' for someone come kill me, I figure. Real piece of work." Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/13/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Ask hornet to sting dickhead employee Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/13/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" The hornet says, "Looks like the door's locked up." Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/13/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Go South
Go South Examine grate Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/13/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" The dull metal grate is fastened over what appears to be a rough, deep hole. You can just barely see the bottom, where the sunlight dimly shows a wider chamber several stories below. Moonage Daydream 15 months ago on 02/13/12 Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you" North
North Show hornet to employee Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/13/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Go South
Go South Go South Take elevator down Go North Enter library Enter bathroom Johnny Landmine 15 months ago on 02/13/12 Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk" Alistair Cookie said: The employee is too wrapped up in sneering at you between bites of his own Sausage Egg McMuffin to pay much heed to what you show him. Darth Gnosis said: You are in the bathroom of the underground library. There is a single sink and an ancient-looking toilet here. In the northeast, there is a metal-lined doorway opening to reveal a dark, narrow spiral staircase leading up. The exit to the library is in the southeast. Wookiee Nipple Pinchy 15 months ago on 02/13/12 Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?" Go Northeast
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