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The End “Welcome to a text adventure.” by Johnny Landmine

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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
Darth Gnosis said:
Go Southeast
Ask troll about metal door in bathroom PS:


The troll librarian says, "that's not my department."

Barney Stinson said:
S
Take elevator up
N
N
N
Use "A"


As you insert the "A," you hear a loud clanging noise.

The sign now reads:
NOW SERVING BREAKFAST
TIL 11AM
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Moonage Daydream 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
Open door
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
The restaurant door is locked.
The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter.
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Approach counter
Present coupon for breakfast glory
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Moonage Daydream 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
Knock door
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
Darth Gnosis said:
Approach counter
Present coupon for breakfast glory


The restaurant door is locked.
The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter.

Alistair Cookie said:
Knock door


The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter.
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Show coupon for breakfast glory
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Barney Stinson 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
Shit on his doorstep.
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
Darth Gnosis said:
Show coupon for breakfast glory

The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter.

Barney Stinson said:
Shit on his doorstep.


I don't understand "shit."
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Barney Stinson 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: Handcuffs named "For Police Chief Marth, controllin anime hooligans"
Dance.
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/12/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Wake up hornet
Inquire about dickhead employee
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/13/12
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
Barney Stinson said:
Dance.


You dance a modest little jig.
The employee watches you with bored contempt from behind the counter.


Darth Gnosis said:
Wake up hornet


The hornet sleepily crawls out of the can.
"Howdy," he says.

Darth Gnosis said:
Inquire about dickhead employee


The hornet says, "Guy's a real piece of work. I remember one time, I was just mindin' my own beeswax out in the forest and here he comes a hootin' and a hollerin' the second he sees me, yellin' for someone come kill me, I figure. Real piece of work."
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/13/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Ask hornet to sting dickhead employee
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/13/12
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
The hornet says, "Looks like the door's locked up."
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/13/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Go South
Go South
Examine grate
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/13/12
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
The dull metal grate is fastened over what appears to be a rough, deep hole. You can just barely see the bottom, where the sunlight dimly shows a wider chamber several stories below.
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Moonage Daydream 2 years ago on 02/13/12
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
North
North
Show hornet to employee
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/13/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Go South
Go South
Go South
Take elevator down
Go North
Enter library
Enter bathroom
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/13/12
Equipped: Devo Hat named "Effective non-streaking protection from Space Junk"
Alistair Cookie said:
North
North
Show hornet to employee


The employee is too wrapped up in sneering at you between bites of his own Sausage Egg McMuffin to pay much heed to what you show him.

Darth Gnosis said:
Go South
Go South
Go South
Take elevator down
Go North
Enter library
Enter bathroom


You are in the bathroom of the underground library. There is a single sink and an ancient-looking toilet here.
In the northeast, there is a metal-lined doorway opening to reveal a dark, narrow spiral staircase leading up.
The exit to the library is in the southeast.
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/13/12
Equipped: JEDI DICK named "Wanna watch Star Wars and feel the Force?"
Go Northeast
Take stairway up

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