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Gen. Chat “Is There A Word For This Fear?” by John Booty

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John Booty 2 years ago on 02/05/12
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Have you ever sent a short communication (text, email, IM, whatever) to a friend and fretted that it's indistinguishable from something a bot would send?

I just emailed eppythatcher a link and the message was basically, "Hey check out this link http://blahblahwahtever.com" and I was thinking, Am I a Russian spam bot?
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John Booty 2 years ago on 02/05/12
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Like, hey, what IS real... man?
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nomad 2 years ago on 02/05/12
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Fear leads to anger...anger leads to suffering...suffering leads to cheap sex...cheap sex leads to hookers...hookers leads to heroin abuse... heroin abuse leads to hobos... hobos lead to Joseph Luster.

So the words you're looking for are Jospeh Luster.

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Mark Argent 2 years ago on 02/05/12
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all the time. like when I sent you the link that you were responding to!
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Moonage Daydream 2 years ago on 02/05/12
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Cool thread!

hey you guy's should check out http://www.hotmailorderrussianamputees.com checknit out it's what your'e all in to
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John Booty 2 years ago on 02/05/12
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Do you guys ever get this fear, and put something personal into the message so you look less like a bot?

"Hey, check out this link: http://whatever.com. It reminds me of the time I accidentally ate your cupcake at Joe's house, and by the way I do realize your favorite color is chartreuse."

And then it's like, well... now it just seems even more bizarre and bot-like even though I've put some theoretically personal information in there that only I'd know.

I don't think this paranoia of mine kicked into high gear until I researched http://...wikipedia.org/...ov_chain#Markov_text_generators
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/05/12
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Show me a bot that makes more Star Wars references than I do.
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Andrew 2 years ago on 02/05/12
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Dave, is that really the droid you're looking for?
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Deathwing 2 years ago on 02/06/12
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/06/12
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Andrew said:
Dave, is that really the droid you're looking for?




Touché.

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