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D Boon “I don't want to disrupt the sext adventure...” by Party On, Darth

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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/12/12
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But man is it hard to fap and type on an iTouch at the same time.
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Boudicca 2 years ago on 02/14/12
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I have become so used to reading John's text adventure that when i clicked last reply for the sext adventure and saw John posting a choice I was soooo confused for a minute!
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Barney Stinson 2 years ago on 02/14/12
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hehehe. I'm cracking up so hard right now!
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/14/12
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I'm so confused.
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/14/12
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ow does she know the word "copro" but not "grandmother"
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Moonage Daydream 2 years ago on 02/14/12
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Text parsers are tricky! You of all people should know that
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Barney Stinson 2 years ago on 02/14/12
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I almost feel like we need a new tab dedicated to text adventures such as these recent ones.
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/14/12
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That would be awesome.
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/14/12
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I'm kind of worried that people would burn out on them super quick if they happened always/regularly
PS: The text adventure's greatest strength is the element of surprise

Wait, second greatest.

The text adventure's greatest strength is how funny it is to make a computer admit it doesn't know the word "butt"
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/14/12
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So you actually use a computer to do all that instead of writing the responses yourself?

Moderator Barney Stinson Says:

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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/15/12
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Yeah, OK, I'm an idiot. Sue me.
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Barney Stinson 2 years ago on 02/15/12
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<3 dun b like dat bb
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/15/12
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Barney Stinson said:
&lt;3 dun b like dat bb



Sure, you say that now, but how do I know you're not just stringing me along? I'm at a point in my life where I'm looking for something a little more than just a good time.
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A Study in Pink 2 years ago on 02/22/12
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well that thread was fucking amazing. I just about died at the editor's note.
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Moonage Daydream 2 years ago on 02/22/12
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I was disappointed that no one thought to use the tweezers to take the tiger-striped cell phone skin out of the toilet, then rinse it in the sink, then snap it back onto the cell phone!

It wouldn't have affected the outcome in any way, but still
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A Study in Pink 2 years ago on 02/22/12
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well, I think it was headed that way, but gnosis needed to dominate all of the text adventure threads so....
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/24/12
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A Study in Pink said:
well, I think it was headed that way, but gnosis needed to dominate all of the text adventure threads so....



Don't be hatin'.
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Johnny Landmine 2 years ago on 02/24/12
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Yeah, there's not like a queue system or anything (and I tried to make it clear that I could handle multiple people posting in a row in mine) so it's kind of hard for me to think of posting in a thread when you have a chance to post as "dominating" anything.
PS: Besides I think the record will show that I am the one who unrepentantly ended the sext adventure for everybody
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Party On, Darth 2 years ago on 02/24/12
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BOOM.

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