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Otaku Chat “Diablo 3: Hell. It's about time.” by anonsequitur

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anonsequitur 14 months ago on 03/15/12
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They just announced that it is being released may 15.

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/4612389/Test-3_16_2012

Hopefully I'll still be jobless.
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HeavyArmsDan 14 months ago on 03/15/12
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Pretty sure I'll be jobless because of it.
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ZonbiNoEega 14 months ago on 03/15/12
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Released on my birthday!

Is it just me or do the screenshots displayed look like Diablo 2? They definitely don't look like shots from a modern game. Unless they are looking for the exact same graphic levels and user interface. Nostalgic but, dated. Maybe I'm missing something.
PS: Haha! never mind there they are. Didn't scroll down far enough. Duh.
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Killian 14 months ago on 03/15/12
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anonsequitur said:
They just announced that it is being released may 15.

us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/4612389/Test-3_16_2012

Hopefully I'll still be jobless.


Wow... hoping you are still jobless two months from now so you have more time to play a video game...
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Johnny Landmine 14 months ago on 03/15/12
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Gotta stop clicking on shit now so I'll be rested enough for all the shit I'm gonna click on when it comes out

Moderator Remember Lommy Greenhands Says:

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Captain Fancy Pants 14 months ago on 03/15/12
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Johnny Landmine said:
Gotta stop clicking on shit now so I'll be rested enough for all the shit I'm gonna click on when it comes out


Nah, you want to practice moderation. You don't want your clicking finger to be out of shape.
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Orin Sempton 14 months ago on 03/15/12
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May 15th...

Looks like I can start working my way through Diablo 2 again in preparation. I should be able to get through Normal to Hell by the time it comes out.
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IRON MOD 14 months ago on 03/15/12
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So excited! I've had a blast with the Beta, can't wait to play the full game!
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NomiJade 14 months ago on 03/15/12
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I hope I am employed by then just so I don't lose my job-search motivation!
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Sans Sheriff 14 months ago on 03/17/12
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Already have it pre-ordered and have my vacation request in for that week with work. I intend to beast through it as a Cleric Monk.

My favorite character I ever made in D2 was a Cleric Paladin - defied all conventions, but he was an absolute beast. I think I ended with about 88 health/sec and 4,000% mana regeneration with auras up. It was sick, so I yet again intend to play the game in a way in which I shouldn't.
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Deathwing 14 months ago on 03/17/12
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Perfect! I'll be in limbo for a few months before school by then. This will help me burn time.
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fangy 14 months ago on 03/17/12
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I'll be playing! I'm pissed that I never got a Beta invite (considering how many thousands of dollars I've spent on Blizzard's products), but that is neither here nor there. I'm working 3rd shift currently, so I'll be on during the day hours most likely. I've been burning time with the Tera beta (which is amazing, in my opinion) and I'll be sinking a lot of time into that as well, since it releases May 1st. Gonna be hard to juggle all these great games coming out.
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DevCore 14 months ago on 03/18/12
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Wasn't a huge fan of the demo. I'm really hoping I'll get more into the game when it's a complete package.
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fangy 13 months ago on 04/20/12
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Saddle up, bitches. The open beta starts today at 3:00PM (EST)!

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/4963739

Battle.net said:
From Friday, April 20 at 12:01 p.m. PDT (noon), until Monday, April 23 at 10:00 a.m. PDT you'll be able to log in, team up with friends, and play each of the five heroic classes to level 13 as you fight to save the world from the impending demonic invasion.


Stay a while and listen.
PS: Kinda wish we were able to go past level 13, but at least all the classes are available for play. Also, if you haven't heard, PvP (specifically-said arena) will not be available at launch, but Blizzard assures us that it will be implemented as soon as possible through waves of patches.
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Deathwing 13 months ago on 04/20/12
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Of course it starts right when I clock in at work. :-(
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mheart 13 months ago on 04/20/12
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Must... log... in...!
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fangy 13 months ago on 04/20/12
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I finally got in a couple of hours ago. I'm enjoying it a lot. Wish I didn't have to go to work right now.
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The Kareem of Wheat 13 months ago on 04/20/12
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I'm enjoying the Wizard, but I haven't come across a single fucking wand in over an hour.
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mheart 13 months ago on 04/20/12
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Played through it with my roommate - he was a Demon Hunter and I a Wizard. Pretty fun!
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Thin White Duke 13 months ago on 04/21/12
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Actually kind of glad the servers just crashed. Already been playing for 3 1/2 hours and I couldn't pull myself away

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