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Pee Chat “five years” by A Study in Pink

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A Study in Pink 14 months ago on 03/23/12
Equipped: Inappropriately Large Handful of Viagra named "Fuck, I will take any pill"
You think you're denying me something, well, I've got plenty. You're the one who's missing out but you won't notice till after five years, if you live that long. You'll wake up all loveless!
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Deathwing 14 months ago on 03/23/12
Equipped: Sword named "NEEDS MORE DRAGONS"
What the fuck are you talking about?
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aUdioquark 14 months ago on 03/24/12
Equipped: Banana named "practice."
I dare you to take me on.
I dare you to show me your palms.
I'm so bored with cowards, who say they want, then they can't handle.
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Moonage Daydream 14 months ago on 03/24/12
Equipped: Link's Boomerang named "I wish I knew how to quit you"
My brain hurts a lot! Five years! THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT!
PS: BOWIE-JACKED X 2!!!

Moderator Hunky Dory Says:

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Major Tom 14 months ago on 03/24/12
Equipped: Espionage Codec named "C'mon, Snake, don't call me for no reason <3"
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and a queer threw up at the sight of that.

Moderator Hunky Dory Says:

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A Study in Pink 14 months ago on 03/25/12
Equipped: Inappropriately Large Handful of Viagra named "Fuck, I will take any pill"
You can't handle love.
 
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Hunky Dory 13 months ago on 04/23/12
My name is Mr. Touchshriek. Of "Touchshriek with mail over and fantasy". My shop sells egg shells off the sea-shores and empty females.

I'm thinking of leasing the room above my shop to a Mr. Walloff Domburg, a reject from the world wide Internet. He's a broken man, I'm also a broken man. It would be nice to have company. We could have great conversations! Looking through windows for demons and watching the young advance in all electric.

Some of the houses around here still have inhabitants in them (I'm not sure if they're from this country or not).

I don't get to speak much to anyone or that sort of thing, if I had another broken name... Oh, I dream of something like that.

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