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Gen. Chat “I'm on a mercy mission to a 3rd world country...” by Pudduh

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Pudduh 2 years ago on 04/04/12
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...and I need your help! As part of my charity work, I've got to go fit multiple firewalls in the many cities of the failed and impoverished state of the America and dodging its many armed bands of desperate citizens I'll be in the disaster zones of Chicago, Dallas and San Jose for about ten days.

Anybody got any good places for a well meaning member of the Western world to eat, drink and be merry in?

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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/04/12
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You may find American food difficult to chew, as it was designed for people with teeth.

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tranoid no ki 2 years ago on 04/04/12
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Oh holy shit this thread is perfect.
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Pudduh 2 years ago on 04/05/12
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Can I have some more hints & tips?
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Lord_BullGod 2 years ago on 04/05/12
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You want a tip? Visit a dentist twice a year.
PS: Also, next time try holding down Yorktown better you tea drinking cock sucker.
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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/05/12
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Cracker of all trades said:
Can I have some more hints & tips?


Hint: I'm giving you more than just the tip.














I love you, Pete!
 
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A Study in Pink 2 years ago on 04/05/12
Hit me up when you're in Chicago! I can manage the colonial public transportation system far better while plastered!
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Dr. Taylor Lay 2 years ago on 04/05/12
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WHY NOT LA, YOU JERKFACE? We're impoverished and in need of mercy too D:
 
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Britishly Delicious 2 years ago on 04/05/12
Only the cool ones are coming to LA.
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Dr. Taylor Lay 2 years ago on 04/05/12
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When are you coming to LA, Dan?
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StuntCock 2 years ago on 04/05/12
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He said "the cool ones".
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Lord_BullGod 2 years ago on 04/05/12
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John Booty said:


Hint: I'm giving you more than just the tip.


Pete loves to play "Just the tip" because he loves to know what AIDS tastes like lol
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Pudduh 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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First day of my urgent aid mission and I ended up getting wasted in Mother Hubbards with Lauren who had already been playing the Dame Date version of board games with Pam (i.e. spend ages talking about doing something whilst getting drunk).

Good night! :D

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