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Gen. Chat “NHL PLAYOFFS! CAN YOU HANDLE IT? 6OT GLORY TIME” by John Booty

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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/11/12
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TIME FOR DON CHERRY TO IRON HIS FANCY SUITS AND CROSBY TO STARCH HIS BLOOMERS!

ALL YEAR WE LIVE IN THIS HELLISH, GRIM EXISTENCE THAT IS MADE MARGINALLY TOLERABLE BY THE ONLY KNOWN PROOF THAT HEAVEN EXISTS, NHL PLAYOFF HOCKEY!

WHO IS READY FOR BLEARY-EYED MULTI-OVERTIME ENDURANCE MATCHES THAT MAKE KENSHIRO VS. RAOH LOOK LIKE A TIMID HANDJOB FROM THE WEIRD GIRL IN YOUR GEOMETRY CLASS?

The playoffs are off to a good start with the Flyers rallying from a 3-0 deficit to beat the Penguins, who are factually pieces of shit just like their stupid disgusting fans who lose even when they win because they're still stuck in Pittsburgh, in overtime.

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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/11/12
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Now that the Flyers game is over, I'm rooting for Flyers West (the LA Kings.) I see that Mike Richards, pride of the Flyers, has tied the game for the Kings.
PS: Oh shit, I just saw a reply and noticed how offsides Briere's first goal was. Ooops.
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nomad 2 years ago on 04/12/12
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Go Habs G.... oh :(

I do hope the flyers beat the penguins!
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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/12/12
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I'm pretty sure we have more French Canadians then Pittsburgh! More of our top players are, anyway. Giroux, Briere. And then there's Talbot and a few others...
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nomad 2 years ago on 04/12/12
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Although, that first goal by Briere... man that linesman was ASLEEP....


shit happens.
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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/13/12
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Holy FUCK Flyers/Pens went into VIDEOGAME MODE

Flyers down 3-1
then down 4-2
then like 5-3
then 6-5
then 6-6
then 7-6!

then 8-6 final after an empty net goal

fucking nuts, 2-0 series lead
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Senator Hideki 2 years ago on 04/14/12
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John Booty said:
Now that the Flyers game is over, I'm rooting for Flyers West (the LA Kings.) I see that Mike Richards, pride of the Flyers, has tied the game for the Kings. PS: Oh shit, I just saw a reply and noticed how offsides Briere's first goal was. ...


The Kings were my first franchise pro sport love and their massive underdogs (as usual).

Hopefully they'll spend the rest of the playoffs giving aggressive upsets and not timid handjobs to the rest of the NHL.
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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/14/12
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Awesome hockey day. WSH/BOS going 2OT earlier, NYR and OTT headed to overtime as we speak... fuck yeah.
PS: Awesome tight Phoenix/Blackhawks game too.
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Tulip O'Hare 2 years ago on 04/15/12
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Wouldn't want it to be one of those sloppy Phoenix/Blackhawks games.
 
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DoomMonky 2 years ago on 04/15/12
Much better game last night than game one, from a Chicago perspective anyway.
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Designated Driver 2 years ago on 04/15/12
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Shit's gonna explode come Game 4 with the Flyers.
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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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Holy shit. Sunday's Flyers game was amazing. Flyers even had a promo video by Hulk Hogan... ahaha.
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nomad 2 years ago on 04/16/12
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Man, loved the game! Im really rooting for Philly to go all the way!

But can I say this, did you guys see Letang fight? Jeezus that guy is a brawler surprised the shit out of me!
PS: if you didnt see it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOuPCSp5X1I
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The Evil Dead 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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LETS GO RANGERS!
Jesus Crust this is a good series. Fights, suspensions.... God I love this game, and this time of year!!!

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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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nomad said:
Man, loved the game! Im really rooting for Philly to go all the way!

But can I say this, did you guys see Letang fight? Jeezus that guy is a brawler surprised the shit out of me! PS: if you didnt see it... www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOuPC...

Yeah, well. Timonen's close to 40 years old and according to Hockeyfights.com (not 100% complete) he actually has no other NHL fights. Letang sure is a really brave guy.
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nomad 2 years ago on 04/17/12
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John Booty said:

Yeah, well. Timonen's close to 40 years old and according to Hockeyfights.com (not 100% complete) he actually has no other NHL fights. Letang sure is a really brave guy.



Im nto arguing any of that, but Letang is apparently known for being a brawler, it would have been a better fight had there been a better opponent sure, but Timonen was asking for it too... just like Crosby was.
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John Booty 2 years ago on 04/18/12
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I think that weekend in general, and the Flyers/Pens game in particular, ruined me for hockey. Aside from winning a Cup, I don't know how you top any of that.

It was a weekend of soooo many overtime games, and the Flyers/Pens games were just bonkers. I think the Flyers came back from behind... I don't even know how many times. Five? Ten? And there were fights, and HULK HOGAN, and akjdsnkv.

Nah, who am I kidding? Bring on more hockey!
PS: After seeing the Flyers come back from 0-3 against the Bruins, I'm not taking anything for granted. The Penguins are super talented. Whatever else is said about Crosby, he's the real deal.

The realistic threat, I think, is letting the series drag out. Sometimes a long rest after sweep is bad because teams get rusty, but if the Penguins win one or two games that probably means more banged-up Flyers. And if the Penguins win two or three games that's a confidence hit for the Flyers too.
PS: 9-3 after 2 periods. What a fucking joke.
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Laurette 2 years ago on 04/18/12
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THIS GAME. THIS GAAAAAMEEEE. People in the stands are leaving, or chin in hands, or texting. I just keep asking the tv "y u do? Y U DO?"
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Designated Driver 2 years ago on 04/18/12
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I'm just disappointed.
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fukkake 2 years ago on 04/19/12
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What a disappointing night.
PS: I hate to say it but Ottawa is looking good. Rnagers look like they are holding back.

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