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Gen. Chat “NHL PLAYOFFS! CAN YOU HANDLE IT? 6OT GLORY TIME” by John Booty

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nomad 24 months ago on 04/19/12
Updated: 24 months ago on 04/22/12
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Man, playoff hockey is so fucking rad.

WTF Flyers? :/
PS: BYE BYE CROSBY!

ALL THE WAY FLYERS!!!!
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Devi 24 months ago on 04/22/12
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Aw man, freakin' Sharks going down like chumps AGAIN.
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John Booty 24 months ago on 04/23/12
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I'm not into gloating; I'm just not that kind of guy. But I love reading the opposing team's city newspaper after a playoff series win for Philadelphia!

It is one of the true pleasures in my life.
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nomad 24 months ago on 04/23/12
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MAKE YOUR FINAL STANLEY CUP TEAMS PREDICTION NOW.

I predict Blues Vs Flyers for the cup.

And I'd say that would go in 7 games with a final game winner by the Blues! I want the flyers to win, but I think the Blues are really going strong and will be really, really hard to beat.
 
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Hunky Dory 24 months ago on 04/23/12
John Booty said:
I'm not into gloating; I'm just not that kind of guy. But I love reading the opposing team's city newspaper after a playoff series win for Philadelphia!

It is one of the true pleasures in my life.
I love reading the WaPo. Period.
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John Booty 24 months ago on 04/23/12
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nomad said:
MAKE YOUR FINAL STANLEY CUP TEAMS PREDICTION NOW.


FLYERS VS. KINGS, aka FLYERS EAST VS. FLYERS WEST

WILL L.A. KINGS ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT GENERAL MANAGER RON HEXTALL FINALLY WIN THE STANLEY CUP HE WAS DENIED IN PHILADELPHIA? WILL BOTH TEAMS SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO LOSE?

I like the Blues in the West, but I hardly know about the West. The East is so tough. Bruins, Rangers, Flyers. I can see any of those guys going. I can also see the Penguins being involved somehow, if TV ratings dip and the league decides they need Crosby in there for a ratings boost.

Maybe it's like a video game, where you have to fight the "real" boss after what you only thought was the final battle - right as Bettman is about to hand the Stanley Cup to the winning team, Crosby skates onto the ice, takes the Cup, and merges with Bettman to form some kind of Human Centipede Voltron hybrid and says NOW YOU HAVE TO FACE YOUR REAL ENEMY... /ME!
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nomad 24 months ago on 04/23/12
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Well, I think it comes down to the goaltending, Flyers are lacking in that department, Blues on the other hand have 2 solid goalies, Halak and Elliot. I think that will be the deciding factor.
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John Booty 24 months ago on 04/23/12
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Yeah. You don't know what you're going to get out of Bryzgalov on a night-to-night basis.

The only reason I give the Flyers a shot is because Bryzgalov is unpredictable enough to swing back in the other direction and be very good. During the regular season, there was a stretch of 5-6 weeks where he carried the team when they weren't scoring. He can do that, but I'm not saying he will.

I actually think I like the Rangers or Boston as Cup favorites. Even though the Rangers have come down from their midseason peak. Boston... as mostly-unchanged reigning champs, they're pretty obvious contenders.

Washington, Devils, Panthers, I just don't see winning another round if they make it out of this one. Of course I say that while remembering that this is the NHL and any team can catch fire and go on a roll. The Panthers sort of seem like that kind of team, maybe. A bunch of young guys with no expectations, you know?





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nomad 24 months ago on 04/23/12
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John Booty said:
Yeah. You don't know what you're going to get out of Bryzgalov on a night-to-night basis.

The only reason I give the Flyers a shot is because Bryzgalov is unpredictable enough to swing back in the other direction and be very good. During the ...


Oh yeah, remember that Chicago run with all those youngsters? Anything can happen, teams have NEVER been so close in talent and potential, in the old days before the salary cap it was always between 2 or 3 teams, remember runs of Stanley cup that would last 5 or 6 years, like the old Canadians or Oilers, etc.!

I think those days are long gone, and its actually a GOOD thing as an 8 spot can beat a 1 spot contender.
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Devil Fruit Bubble Tea 24 months ago on 04/25/12
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Just got back from the devils vs panther game. Heard lots of ppl asking if the refs were from Philly

 
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chaosmonkey 24 months ago on 04/25/12
Well, my beloved Hawks are done for the season. Sure it's disappointing, but they out lasted both the canucks and the wings, even if it was only by a game/few days, so I'll have that to hold on to.

I'm thinking this might be an interesting year the rest of the way, especially with most of the usual "favorites" out or about to be out pending all the game 7s. I'm kinda hoping for a St. Louis V. Florida cup, for a Battle of How in the Hell did THAT Happen.
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John Booty 24 months ago on 04/25/12
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OB connection!

Fukkake used to teach Mike Knuble's kids, and he just made a huge play and assisted on the game-winning, series-winning Game 7 OT goal for the Caps versus the Bruins.

Every Caps playoff series I've watched more than a few minutes of (all three of them, and one was back in the 80s, haha) has been a Game 7 OT.

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President Baltar 24 months ago on 04/25/12
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Son.

Of.

A.

Bitch.

I was really hoping Bruins wouldn't lose in the first round. I wouldn't mind in the second or third, but not the first.

Oh well. Better luck next year.
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ZonbiNoEega 24 months ago on 04/25/12
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C A P S CAPS CAPS CAPS

:)
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John Booty 24 months ago on 04/26/12
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Sorry Boston fans, and congrats Caps fans!

Looking ahead, about the only thing that's been decided is that the Flyers and Rangers cannot play in the next round. Surviving teams in the East:

#1 NYR
#3 FLA
#5 PHI
#6 NJ
#7 WSH
#8 OTT

NYR WIN, FLA WINS
...PHI plays FLA
...NYR play WSH

NYR WIN, NJ WINS
...NYR play WSH
...PHI plays NJ

FLA WINS, OTT WINS
...FLA plays OTT
...PHI plays WSH
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Pixie~ 24 months ago on 04/26/12
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
http://...youtube.com/...VNITY&v=pvcU9-VNITY&gl=US

SUCK IT BOSTON!
PS: I'm excited right now but I have a feeling the Rangers will murder us. At least Pittsburgh is out.
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Oshi 24 months ago on 04/26/12
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Number Four Bobby Orr said:
Son. Of. A. Bitch.

As soon as I heard Washington won, I thought about your tears, and smiled.

I'm down with going up against the Devils next round.
what if OTT and NJ win?
PS: What the fuck, Boston: http://deadspin.com/5905356/
PS: err, NJ and FLA win, I mean. The fourth option.
PS: nowaitiwasrightthefirsttime. And if OTT and NJ win, we host OTT
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fukkake 24 months ago on 04/26/12
Updated: 24 months ago on 04/26/12
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My bowels are shaking in fear as I anticipate tonight's match-up with Ottawa.
PS: OH MY EATING MY WORDS AND SHITTING WITH JOY!

BLUESHIRTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Devil Fruit Bubble Tea 24 months ago on 04/27/12
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Devils win!
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Oshi 24 months ago on 04/27/12
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Flyers, Capitals, Rangers, Devils

The Eastern Conference Playoffs are now the Patrick Division.

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